被 bitched by a Locum Doctor
从昨天开始，皮肤就出现红红的印。今天扩散到更大的范围。害怕扩散到脸部，于是决定去看医生。
Me: Doctor, I have rashes on my arms.
Doctor (After one glance): It is food allergy. Did you take alcohol, seafood or anything that you should not take?
Me: Nope. I don't remember I am allergic to any food.
Doctor (matter-of fact): You try to recall what you ate these few days. Eat them again, trial and error. Anyway, the calamine lotion that you will get later should be enough for you.
Me: Then when will the rashes disappear?
Doctor: When you decided to drink more water and abstained from the food you are allergic to. I will give you one day mc. You may go (followed by a mesmerising grin)
Me: *melts*
(At the Counter)
I am given 10 x tablets + 2 HUGE bottles of calamine lotion.
Me: Doctor, I have rashes on my arms.
Doctor (After one glance): It is food allergy. Did you take alcohol, seafood or anything that you should not take?
Me: Nope. I don't remember I am allergic to any food.
Doctor (matter-of fact): You try to recall what you ate these few days. Eat them again, trial and error. Anyway, the calamine lotion that you will get later should be enough for you.
Me: Then when will the rashes disappear?
Doctor: When you decided to drink more water and abstained from the food you are allergic to. I will give you one day mc. You may go (followed by a mesmerising grin)
Me: *melts*
(At the Counter)
I am given 10 x tablets + 2 HUGE bottles of calamine lotion.