Jun 20, 2005 18:21
I had a near death experience.
Okay, kind of.
This huge fucking piece of glass went into my left leg though. Deep. Right below my knee.
It was bleeding eeeeeverywhere! Kill Bill style! Eh well it wasn't spraying or anything but it was gushing like madcreze. I made bloody footprints trying to get help. Lolololz.
I can't really walk around without looking like a tard now. It hurts a loooooooot owwww. But I guess it'll be cool if I'll need a cane, cuz then I can hit people with it.
DON'T WORRY I WON'T NEED ONE. I'm just being silly. But this is a good time to remember how much I mean to you and how fragile I am. So go buy me presents! (I really like dark chocolate and pretty tropical flowers.)
j/k, I love you all.
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