Greatest survey ever

Jul 09, 2008 10:04

Go to www.urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box.

1) Your name?: May

DEFINITION:
the fucking hottest girl around nukka, she so fine she'll blow ya mind

2)Last thing you ate?: steak

DEFINITION:

-The greatest food known to man. Best when eaten dripping with blood.

-Black womens pussy. Black on the outside, pink in the middle.

-Athletic buttocks which cause admirers to drool like dogs looking at steak.

3) One of your friends?:

Juan -
A filthy creature that crawled out of a Tijuana sewer line. The Juan is closely related to the Jose, only the Jose takes a "shower" at least once a year--shower as in sprays himself with Axe body spray.

DEFINITION: Kelly

Slang term for ketamine

4) What should you be doing?: boinking

DEFINITION:
You can't say you're boinking somebody unless u got a penis

(I told you guys I had a cock!)

5) Favorite Food?:
Thai - Another slang word for Marijuana

Noodles - the act of raping someone in a fun loving friendly way

6) Hometown?: Las Vegas
A colossal waste of energy, in the middle of nowhere.

Arcadia-
Where cigarettes grow on trees and the benches are made of denim, the realm of the infinitive, your idea of heaven/perfection, founded by the greatest musicians of our time, Mister Carlos Barat and Mister Peter Doherty

7) Middle name?: B
Slang for 8 ball or ball in the drug exchange world.

-A kid who always seems to be doing something outrageous or out of the ordinary

8) Car you drive?:Volkswagon
DEFINITION:
The process of making the world's worst car, then taking it as a challenge and making more.

9) Last person you talked to on the phone?: Will
-Brown hair, green eyes, buff body, that defines a will.
total sex on legs

-The hottest sexiest man alive he makes my motor run hes so bangable i would fuck him in a heart beat

-a stud

10) Your pet's name?:
punk
-Being your self and not giving a fuck what people think about you or say about you.

Dude
-A brilliant word that has infinite definitions and meanings.
The user can say it in almost any situation and still make sense
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