You were supposed to say FAIL Oli
This morning on my way to work, almost in the exact same place I saw the big hispanic woman in pink riding the pink bike with a pink barbie backpack, I saw a bald man wearing an orange dress washing his van. At first I thought he was probably a monk, but I don't think monk's wear dresses that short and tight. This man was not a delicate creature either. He was STACKED...like major muscles. His glutes were JUTTING (yes, I say jutting) out. This made for a two-pigs-fighting-for-a-blanket effect. Epic? My favorite word and I still haven't figured out how to use it in the right context...so I decided to make it apply in any instance. It's epicly epic.