Jul 17, 2008 09:05
Last night was a little less exhausting even though I was pregnant and about to marry a sickly old black man. Before I got pregnant, I went to Imperial palace to play poker on a bar instead of a table, and there, at the bar adjacent to the one I was sitting at, my friend Jordan the bartender was standing, looking forlorn and solemn. So I went to say hello and, LO AND BEHOLD, Bruce Willis is sitting at the bar next to him. SO I went to Bruce and said "Bill Paxton! I know you! You were in that movie with the tossed salad and the ping pong rope!" and he shook his head and said he didn't know what I was talking about. So now I'm checking aroudn with random friends with whom I just happen to run into at the Imperial Palace and someone told me the name of the movie was Mountain Vista. So now I'm going back to Bruce and he runs from me. I chase him through an apartment complex directly outside the IP (I know, right?) and tell him. He still doesn't know what I'm talking about. All of a sudden I'm pregnant and telling this old decrepid afro-american man that i'll marry him and he is asking me for Oxy cuz of his old decrepid back. Instead, I order a nurse for myself since I felt I needed a coach to get me through the pregnancy and birth. Never made it to teh delivery though. Saved by the Bell.
I just don't know where I'm getting all this from...maybe I want Bill Paxton to look more like Bruce Willis and for him to toss my salad and then hit up a bar and play poker?