It Seems Like Perfect Love's So Hard To Find

Feb 24, 2005 14:08


-Went to Lauren's house Monday for a movie party. It was a lot of fun!*
-Lauren, Hill, Charlie, JG and I had a snowball fight yesterday. Hill and I got out easy though. :-P
-Last night at church I felt really bad about Scott. I messed up.. and I know what it's like to be hurt. We barely knew each other though, so I'm sure he'll be just fine.
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This Is Me Bitches! anonymous February 26 2005, 17:14:40 UTC
Birthdate: August 30, 1940
Current Location: Muskegon, Michigan

Eye Color: Yellow
Hair Color: Shit Brown
Height: 6'6"
Righty or Lefty: Abadextreous
Zodiac Sign: Suck My Dick

LAYER TWO: On The Inside
Your heritage: Cuban/Mexican/and everything in between
The shoes you wore today: Two Shirts Wrapped Around My Feet
Your weakness: Girls With Huge Jugs!
Your fears: Losing My Stash
Your perfect pizza: Shrooms, Anchovies, Pinapple and Marijuna
Goal you'd like to achieve: Drop Back Into High School

LAYER THREE:
Your most overused phrase: I'll Give Ya 10 Bucks If You Suck My Dick, Bitch
Your bed time: Whenever I Pass Out
Your best physical feature: I Was Once Told I had a nice behind
Your most missed memory: Smoking Weed With My Jeanna

LAYER FOUR: Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King: BK Bitches
Single or group dates: If I Ever Got A Date
Adidas or Nike: Reebok
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Ice Tea, Only When Its Spiked
Chocolate or vanilla: I Like Any Flavor Pussy
Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee With 300 Scoops Of Sugar

LAYER FIVE: Do You?
Smoke: Hell Yeah, Weed
Cuss: I Never Fucking Cuss You Asshole
Do you think you've been in love: Does The Nieghbors Dog Count?
Want to go to college: Your Mom Goes To College
Like high school: No, They Kicked Me Out For Trying To Get A Piece Of Teacher Aide Ass
Want to get married: Already Engaged To Jeanna
Believe in yourself: Hell Yeah Haven't You Ever Heard The Story, Little Engine That Could?
Get motion sickness: Only When I am Rocking A Fat Chick
Think you're a health freak?: No This Body Is God Given
Get along with your parents: Now I Do Since I Killed Them! Shhh! Keep On The DL
Like thunderstorms: Yeah Cause I Bring The Lighting
Play an instrument: No

LAYER SIX: In the past month...
Drank alcohol: I Don't Remember
Smoked: More Weed Then You Can Imagine
Done a drug: Yeah Everything In The Book
Made Out: Yeah my doggy
Gone on a date: Shut The Fuck Up Why Did YOu Bring That up
Gone to the mall: Yeah Thats Where I Met Jeanna
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: Yeah 3
Eaten sushi: nope, only raw dick
Been on stage: in Canoe Camp! HaHaHa
Been dumped: Yeah But Me And Jeanna A Back Together Now
Gone skating: Yeah With Wayne Gretzky and Dwayne Wade Cause Hes Raw
Made homemade cookies: Hells YEah
Gone skinny dipping: Yeah In Jeanna's Tub
Stolen anything: Hell Yeah Where Do You Think I Got This Computer.........Oh and Someones Virginty Once

LAYER SEVEN: Ever.
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Last night
Been caught "doing something": Once When I Was Eleven, We Were Playing Doctor With The Preist
Been called a tease: Yeah My Mom Told Me To Quit Teasing The Dog All THe Time
Gotten beaten up: YEah I Got Jumped Once

LAYER EIGHT: Getting Older
Age you hope to be married: 16
Numbers and Names of Children: I Fucking Hate Children, Excuse My Mexican
Where you want to go to college: Harvard
What do you want to be when you grow up: Male Stripper or Cuban Drug Lord
What country would you most like to visit: France, I Heard Girls Don't Shave Thier Armpits Thats Sexy, I wanna PLay with it!

LAYER NINE: In a partner
Best eye color?: Brown
Best hair color?: Brown
Short or long hair: Long
Height: Taller than me would be good.

LAYER TEN: In The Numbers...
Number of drugs taken illegally: 56
Number of people I could trust with my life: Only Jeanna
Number of CDs that I own: Around 0
Number of piercings: One It holds my balls together, Does Nipple Clips Count?
Number of tattoos: One on my ass, Scratch n' Sniff
Number of times my name has appeared in the news paper: Well I have been on Americas Most Wanted a couple of times
Number of things in my past that I regret: My Whole Life

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Re: This Is Me Bitches! karleezie830 February 26 2005, 17:25:55 UTC
Yeah, that was real funny....

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Re: This Is Me Bitches! anonymous February 26 2005, 17:28:23 UTC
Really Really I thought it was love you! Call me!

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karleezie830 February 26 2005, 17:32:20 UTC
Mmhmm.. I'll call you for sure.

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anonymous February 26 2005, 17:35:07 UTC
Just Don't Be Mad at Me sweetie okay see ya at school love ya

Your Sincere Queer!

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karleezie830 February 26 2005, 17:37:47 UTC
How can I be mad at you, when I have no clue who you are?

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