i knew i was missing something
Okay.
So how is it that in my nearly twenty-two years, no one ever managed to tell me that eggs have expiration dates? Or y'know, that they EXPIRE?
Because I really could've used that information this morning. It would've saved me from that whole vomiting episode right after I finished eating scrambled eggs for breakfast. And right before I had to go to the dentist.
Lemme guess... this is one of those bits of information they call "common sense"?
So how is it that in my nearly twenty-two years, no one ever managed to tell me that eggs have expiration dates? Or y'know, that they EXPIRE?
Because I really could've used that information this morning. It would've saved me from that whole vomiting episode right after I finished eating scrambled eggs for breakfast. And right before I had to go to the dentist.
Lemme guess... this is one of those bits of information they call "common sense"?