This makes me happy...
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
Yesterday, I stopped julyflower from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In May, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). When the stars were right, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In August, I rescued armbarred from being sacrificed (-200 points). In September, I recruited princess706 as a new cultist (30 points). In July, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-1165 points) and deserve to have my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Karismadreamz
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