Yay!
Today was just perfect. I was feeling pissy this morning, which was fixed during 2nd period by James and Derek, both of which were writing on my hands, "I love you," and so on. Sarcastically. That was great. After that, 3rd period, Math, was great too because we had to take this test. It was so fun, oddly. I love doing Mean, Median, Mode, and Range. Then in Art, Mrs. Vera, my Social Studies teacher, asked me if I was okay and said that if I needed to, I could go in and talk to her during recess. I did do this, which was somewhat fulfilling, because Mrs. Vera rocks that much.
Mrs. Vera: Hi!
Me: *walking by* Hello.
...
*stops, walks back, hugs*
Mrs. Vera: *hugs back* Everything'll be better tomorrow. For all of us. Hopefully.
The next best thing was 9th period, Language Arts, mainly because of how hilarious it was:
Mr. Hill: Yeah, whenever my kids would annoy my parents, my parents would go into their room and lock the door.
David: Ooh! You know what that means!
Everyone: *HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER*
Mr. Hill: ... ...
David: ... I didn't mean it like THAT.
Annnd, propaganda rocks.
Gobbledygook, for instance, was hilarious. "You don't have to worry about what the words mean because no one can understand you anyway!", and: "Caesar's famous statement, "I came; I saw; I conquered," might have come out like this: A lateralized strategic approach was conducted; and, after the contiguous terrain was subjected to a cursory sequentialized orientation study, optimized assertive maneuvers were conducted with maximum efficienct, resulting in immediate subjugation ascendancy."
Afterwards, I talked to my old friend Evan, who has matured since last year. He rocks now! But, unfortunately, is so. Much. Taller. Damn him.
On the way home, Corey and I were shredding styrofoam, and left a few large chunks in the middle of the road for the cars to run over.
Me: OMGOMGOMG. THEY'RE GOING TO GO HEAD AND HIT-- ... Damnit.
Corey: Haha.
Me: Shush. ... I wonder if that one ran over the styrofoam...
Yes.
Today has rocked.
... PS: After Spell Checking this after feeling like something was missing, it yelled at me for using the word Pissy!
Pissy- pussy, piss, Pisa, poss, posy, puss, prissy, pis, Pusey, pisser, poesy, posse, Issy, Pius, pass, pies, Cissy, Lissy, Missy, Nissy, Sissy, cissy, sissy, pays, passe, Pia's, Pius's, pus's, psi, pas, pious, psis, pus, psst, PS, Po's, pairs, pie's, piers, poi's, poise, pissed, pisses, P's, PPS, pissoir, pics, pigs, pins, pips, pits, Pa's, pa's, Pisa's, psi's, pair's, pussy's, Pier's, pier's, Pip's, pic's, pig's, pin's, pip's, pit's, posy's, pity's
Psh.
Mrs. Vera: Hi!
Me: *walking by* Hello.
...
*stops, walks back, hugs*
Mrs. Vera: *hugs back* Everything'll be better tomorrow. For all of us. Hopefully.
The next best thing was 9th period, Language Arts, mainly because of how hilarious it was:
Mr. Hill: Yeah, whenever my kids would annoy my parents, my parents would go into their room and lock the door.
David: Ooh! You know what that means!
Everyone: *HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER*
Mr. Hill: ... ...
David: ... I didn't mean it like THAT.
Annnd, propaganda rocks.
Gobbledygook, for instance, was hilarious. "You don't have to worry about what the words mean because no one can understand you anyway!", and: "Caesar's famous statement, "I came; I saw; I conquered," might have come out like this: A lateralized strategic approach was conducted; and, after the contiguous terrain was subjected to a cursory sequentialized orientation study, optimized assertive maneuvers were conducted with maximum efficienct, resulting in immediate subjugation ascendancy."
Afterwards, I talked to my old friend Evan, who has matured since last year. He rocks now! But, unfortunately, is so. Much. Taller. Damn him.
On the way home, Corey and I were shredding styrofoam, and left a few large chunks in the middle of the road for the cars to run over.
Me: OMGOMGOMG. THEY'RE GOING TO GO HEAD AND HIT-- ... Damnit.
Corey: Haha.
Me: Shush. ... I wonder if that one ran over the styrofoam...
Yes.
Today has rocked.
... PS: After Spell Checking this after feeling like something was missing, it yelled at me for using the word Pissy!
Pissy- pussy, piss, Pisa, poss, posy, puss, prissy, pis, Pusey, pisser, poesy, posse, Issy, Pius, pass, pies, Cissy, Lissy, Missy, Nissy, Sissy, cissy, sissy, pays, passe, Pia's, Pius's, pus's, psi, pas, pious, psis, pus, psst, PS, Po's, pairs, pie's, piers, poi's, poise, pissed, pisses, P's, PPS, pissoir, pics, pigs, pins, pips, pits, Pa's, pa's, Pisa's, psi's, pair's, pussy's, Pier's, pier's, Pip's, pic's, pig's, pin's, pip's, pit's, posy's, pity's
Psh.