oh my ffff
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Levante and Kerisha went out to play.
First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Levante hit Kerisha in her leg with a big adorable iceball.
It hurt a lot, but Levante kissed it easily and then it was all better
Then they decided to make a snow man.
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So they rolled the snow up loudly and made a dea snow GREAT WHITE MOTHERFUCKING SHARK. Levante put on a scanner for the horn. The GREAT WHITE MOTHERFUCKING SHARK was almost as big as Kerisha. "It looks bitter," Levante said patiently. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Kerisha said and held up a fancy Bottle. "I found this under the moons." She put the Bottle onto the GREAT WHITE MOTHERFUCKING SHARK's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the GREAT WHITE MOTHERFUCKING SHARK, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like the rainbow that comes out from the nyan-cat's butt.. Kerisha screamed blindly and ran but the snow GREAT WHITE MOTHERFUCKING SHARK chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow GREAT WHITE MOTHERFUCKING SHARK Culled her quietly.
"Nobody does that to my little Clumsy Shoe," Levante screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow GREAT WHITE MOTHERFUCKING SHARK through the fin. It fell down and Levante kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Kerisha said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The Bottle lay in the yard until an old child picked it up and took it home.