Darth Belle
Somehow a conversation about fake ID's and Belle not being 21 yet turned into...
Kari: *gives you a fake ID* you're now known as Belle Vader.... 29 yrs old?
Belle: muahahaaa
Belle: Dude> Let me see your ID
Me> *shows it to him*
Dude> You're 29? Yeah right
Me> I find your lack of faith disturbing
Kari: You> *waves hand* you don't need to see my ID
Belle: You do not yet know the power of the dark side
Belle: hehe I am your master now
Belle: Me> *walks around*
You> Ksshhhhk swisshhhh dodoodododododoododododododo pok pok pok
Kari: just don't break into "I'm a little Teapot"
Kari: hmmm... wonder what would happen if you won some jackpot?
Kari: *sees your pic on the website*
Belle: Darth Belle
Belle: hehe
Belle: Darth Belle, what are you going to do with all your winnings?
"Plot the destruction and ruin of all those who stand for goodness and justice and take over the world which I will crush in my iron fist"
Kari: "After I visit the buffet*
Belle: "And get my nails done, and my hair trimmed, and my cape dry cleaned"
Kari: And your helmet shined!
Belle: And my boots licked
Belle: And my sound effects checked
Belle: And my iron fist installed
Kari: and her breathing regulated?
Belle: I want to see my reflection in that plastic body armour!
Kari: yay!
Belle: hehehe
Belle: I want to look down at my boots and see my mask breathing back at me?
Kari: yes!
Belle: *uses iron fist to crush beer cans* Muahaaaaahahahaaa!
Kari: Note to Self: Keep Darth Belle away from the beer and the cans
Belle: *spills beer on self, short circuits* Help me take this mask off so that I may look at me with my own eyes...
Kari: But you'll die
Belle: Nothing can stop that now... except.. maybe.. some canned air....
Belle: And maybe some cheez wiz while you're at it
Kari: Ok! *runs off to get said items and returns* Ok, I have canned whiz and cheese air
Belle: Spray them... at me...
Belle: Not on the face! or my hair! Or I will crush you with my... fist.. that needs oil...
Belle: *clenches fist, squeeeaaaaak*
Kari: *plugs in to your special Whiz outlet*
Belle: Remember, Kari, beer.. is not.. a lubricant
Belle: *whispers* beer.. is not.. a lubricant *passes out*
Kari: Nooo! *holds you close* (w) nooo... *insert klingon death howl here* Curse my metal circuits I wasn't fast enough
Belle: Body> *disappears leaving only some beer behind*
Belle: Spirit Me> *appears* The cheez wiz will be with you always
Belle: Spirit Obi-wan> *appears also* Hmm
Belle: Spirit Me> Ooooo *chases obi-wan around*
Kari: *sprays the spirits with Cheese Whiz*
Kari: Homer> Mmmm Beer
Kari: *gives you a fake ID* you're now known as Belle Vader.... 29 yrs old?
Belle: muahahaaa
Belle: Dude> Let me see your ID
Me> *shows it to him*
Dude> You're 29? Yeah right
Me> I find your lack of faith disturbing
Kari: You> *waves hand* you don't need to see my ID
Belle: You do not yet know the power of the dark side
Belle: hehe I am your master now
Belle: Me> *walks around*
You> Ksshhhhk swisshhhh dodoodododododoododododododo pok pok pok
Kari: just don't break into "I'm a little Teapot"
Kari: hmmm... wonder what would happen if you won some jackpot?
Kari: *sees your pic on the website*
Belle: Darth Belle
Belle: hehe
Belle: Darth Belle, what are you going to do with all your winnings?
"Plot the destruction and ruin of all those who stand for goodness and justice and take over the world which I will crush in my iron fist"
Kari: "After I visit the buffet*
Belle: "And get my nails done, and my hair trimmed, and my cape dry cleaned"
Kari: And your helmet shined!
Belle: And my boots licked
Belle: And my sound effects checked
Belle: And my iron fist installed
Kari: and her breathing regulated?
Belle: I want to see my reflection in that plastic body armour!
Kari: yay!
Belle: hehehe
Belle: I want to look down at my boots and see my mask breathing back at me?
Kari: yes!
Belle: *uses iron fist to crush beer cans* Muahaaaaahahahaaa!
Kari: Note to Self: Keep Darth Belle away from the beer and the cans
Belle: *spills beer on self, short circuits* Help me take this mask off so that I may look at me with my own eyes...
Kari: But you'll die
Belle: Nothing can stop that now... except.. maybe.. some canned air....
Belle: And maybe some cheez wiz while you're at it
Kari: Ok! *runs off to get said items and returns* Ok, I have canned whiz and cheese air
Belle: Spray them... at me...
Belle: Not on the face! or my hair! Or I will crush you with my... fist.. that needs oil...
Belle: *clenches fist, squeeeaaaaak*
Kari: *plugs in to your special Whiz outlet*
Belle: Remember, Kari, beer.. is not.. a lubricant
Belle: *whispers* beer.. is not.. a lubricant *passes out*
Kari: Nooo! *holds you close* (w) nooo... *insert klingon death howl here* Curse my metal circuits I wasn't fast enough
Belle: Body> *disappears leaving only some beer behind*
Belle: Spirit Me> *appears* The cheez wiz will be with you always
Belle: Spirit Obi-wan> *appears also* Hmm
Belle: Spirit Me> Ooooo *chases obi-wan around*
Kari: *sprays the spirits with Cheese Whiz*
Kari: Homer> Mmmm Beer