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Wow! I havent updated in a while! Lets see... OK, well today Mr. Wojocowski called me into his classroom and began to explain something to me. I wasnt really paying attention but after a solid five minutes he stopped talking. When I looked over to him he had no cloths on. WOOWZAR! I quickly ran out of the room with a smirk on my face :) (I kinda like Mr. Wojocowski cause hes so down to Earth and he is always on top of his game with his big head of hair!) Anyways, after the Wojocowski experience I went to my locker and saw Paul and Zach. I quickly eliminated Paul with a dragon kick to the troat! BAM! heheh... Im hardcore! RARR :D Then Zach and I talked for a while. We kinda got into a confrontation over whos boyfriend has a smaller penis. I, of course, went with Pat because I thought an infinitely small penis would win. Zach, however, countered with Russ and as we all know he has an awesomely inadequate penis... After a while of debating we agreed to disagree. (I still think Pat should have won :0) Anways... the day went by slowly after that except for THAT moment.... I'll tell you about it! LOLZ First I said bye to Pat and left for Almer's class. On my way I got stuck in the area next to the stair case.. you know where all the "black people" congregate. Sometimes I like to pretend that they are cattle and I'm a famer and I just need to "Round 'em up!" teehehe. So, anyways, I was navigating the halls when a bunch of African Americans clogged my path! Oh no! So, using my imagination I rounded them up! I swiftly gave each one of them a poke to the ribs hearding them into the corner! NEAT! It was working. With that problem avoided I gave them all dabs. Chest bumps all around :)! I slowly awoke hours later in a daze. I had been badly beaten and my legs were surely broken. OH NO! Things were looking pretty grim right about now and I'm sure that they raped me because there was a bulge in my stomach. A baby? How was I going to explain this to 'ol subpar Pat? I quickly dismissed the though from my mind on the notion that Pat would never notice, I'd simply say he got me pregnant and that the baby was always covered with charcoal. He'd never be the wiser! :)!! Anways, I crawled out of the house and went home. The whole ordeal had made me hungry for ice cream! LOLZ. So, battered and torn, I went to go get ice cream! MMMMMM And now im here. :)