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[karenjane]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Karenjane!

1. Over 46,000 pieces of karenjane float on every square mile of ocean.
2. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to karenjane is 10:1!
3. Snow White's coffin was made of karenjane.
4. Some hotels in Las Vegas have karenjane floating in their swimming pools.
5. Karenjane cannot be detected by infrared cameras!
6. Karenjane is the world's tallest woman.
7. If you kiss karenjane for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
8. Karenjane has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
9. South Australia was the first place to allow karenjane to stand for parliament.
10. Karenjane will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C!

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