my christmas list

[karen_walker]

all i want for christmas, is a man
with confidence
a good job
a good car
who dresses well
has good hair
a small waist
hard muscles
smells good
isn't clingy
but pays attention
likes public displays of affection
and sarcasm
loves movies
and tv
isn't obsessed with classic rock
and loves me

is that too much to ask? apparently, it is.