Meme

[karelia]

Shamelessly following savine_snape and teddyradiator


If I were a month, I'd be September
If I were a day of the week, I'd be Tuesday
If I were a time of day, I'd be 6pm
If I were a planet, I'd be Neptune
If I were a direction, I'd be South
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be the bench at the bottom of the bed
If I were a liquid, I'd be water
If I were a gemstone, I'd be quartz
If I were a tree, I'd be a birch
If I were a flower, I'd be a forget-me-not
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be an English drizzle
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a violin
If I were a color, I'd be purple
If I were an emotion, I'd be happy
If I were a fruit, I'd be a banana
If I were a sound, I'd be the Multiverse
If I were an element, I'd be oxygen
If I were a food, I'd be vegetarian Roquefort
If I were a place, I'd be the centre of the universe
If I were a material, I'd be wool
If I were a taste, I'd be morels
If I were a scent, I'd be a rose garden
If I were an animal, I'd be one who is attracted by roaring
If I were a body part, I'd be a heart
If I were a facial expression, I'd be a smile
If I were a song, I'd be Mozart's Piano Concerto No 21
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be those boots.