Oh, what a rogue and peasant slave am I!
Have completed English homework. Am now free to LJ. However, felt v. proud of homework and wished to share. Thus, will share before LJing on day. Assignment was to spoof "To be or not to be" speech in Hamlet (Dour Dane). Thus follows assignment:
To breathe or not to breathe, that is the question.
Whether it is better to climb mountains
Seeking fresher air to fill up your lungs
Or to drink of the smog and smoke that is
Of the greater LA Counties where you
Spat up your trachea and end it all?
To breathe, to inhale
To breathe or not to breathe, that is the question.
Whether it is better to climb mountains
Seeking fresher air to fill up your lungs
Or to drink of the smog and smoke that is
Of the greater LA Counties where you
Spat up your trachea and end it all?
To breathe, to inhale