cute quotes

Oct 23, 2006 08:49

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the
bad  girls live.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is
it considered a hostage situation?

now if only i knew where all the bad girls lived .

THIS IS NOT DIRECTED AT ANYONE ,  for future refrence if you have a problem with my parenting , me , or my husband .  PLEASE DONT TALK SHIT . to my mom , my friends or me at 4:30 in the morning while shitty drunk  . talk to me , i have about had it with being told what everyone says when i am not around . and even sicker of people sitting on thier high fucking horse , saying how they are so much better than me .  If you are so much better than me . dont fucking hang out with me  , call me or call yourself my friend !

love to all thosse people in my life that are REAL friends .  I love you and dont know what id do without you . 
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