I didn't think this actually happened in real life.

[kare_always]

I was informed last night that I 'turned' my first ex-boyfriend gay from one of our mutual friends (which I had not seen in well over 6 months). To which I replied "No, musical theatre turned him gay. He was the one who dumped me, remember?"

I don't know whether to be more amused or embarrassed about the whole thing, but maybe my slight hangover is stifling my ability to feel anything beyond, "Shit, Fuck, no car today. Booo."

But the boyfriend comes home tonight, and that makes me happy.