i've got arrogance down to a science...
so! i am drunk! i have a completely valid reason for being so. you won't find it out unless you're family. or, unless one of my family tells you. which i don't really have too much of a problem with, to be honest, so long as there's no sympathy and mooshy feelings. i can't do that, makes me weird. anyway. as it seems the thing to do when one is rather intoxicated, i shall ask kind of random questions at people and hope to get answers i like.
so!
what are you doing for new years eve?
can i come to whatever you're doing for new years eve?
no, seriously, i am completely prepared to travel states this year. i should've travelled states last year, but i seem to have been a bit retarded then. no guarantees i'm not still retarded now, but y'know. i have even put some serious thought into being in paris or london for nye, except for the fact that that would blow my money for when i go there in may. if i don't get guilted out of that. but eh. this is not a question, sorry.
if you extend your invitation to me for your nye, does that include you making out with me? coz seriously, i could so seriously have some of that. tmi? yes. sorry again.
sorry also if it just seems like i invited myself to your nye and then macked on your face. i'm sure that's probably improper. i should probably ask first. which i seem not to be doing. back to the questions!
...i seem not to have any more questions. damn. i shall probably think of some as my intoxication progresses. jolly good.
...i also seem to become an old english chap whilst drunk. i...have no explanation for that. sorry once more.
so!
what are you doing for new years eve?
can i come to whatever you're doing for new years eve?
no, seriously, i am completely prepared to travel states this year. i should've travelled states last year, but i seem to have been a bit retarded then. no guarantees i'm not still retarded now, but y'know. i have even put some serious thought into being in paris or london for nye, except for the fact that that would blow my money for when i go there in may. if i don't get guilted out of that. but eh. this is not a question, sorry.
if you extend your invitation to me for your nye, does that include you making out with me? coz seriously, i could so seriously have some of that. tmi? yes. sorry again.
sorry also if it just seems like i invited myself to your nye and then macked on your face. i'm sure that's probably improper. i should probably ask first. which i seem not to be doing. back to the questions!
...i seem not to have any more questions. damn. i shall probably think of some as my intoxication progresses. jolly good.
...i also seem to become an old english chap whilst drunk. i...have no explanation for that. sorry once more.