Charlie Sheen Doesn't Know When To Shut The Fuck Up
Sheen to take Chicago stage after Detroit failure - omg! news on Yahoo!
Charlie Sheen is doing standup? I had no idea. Apparently he got booed offstage lol. Check this out:
The former "Two and a Half Men" star learned firsthand at Detroit's 5,100-seat Fox Theatre that show business still requires a show.
"No way" the show makes it through all the dates, said Bob Orlowski, a lawyer from Plymouth, Mich., who watched with six clients in a suite.
"He's not suited for this," said Orlowski, 46. "It wasn't funny."
It wasn't clear when Sheen lost the audience, but there were many awkward moments.
Sheen, known for his wild partying and rampant drug use, said he thought Detroit would be a good place to tell some stories about crack cocaine. The remark prompted loud, immediate boos.
Oh God, entertainers are fucking crazy. First, rappers constantly talking about their dicks. Now this.
“Torpedo of Truth”, he calls his show? Reminds me of a slang term from the old neighborhood: Whenever somebody would pich off a giant shit log in the toilet, we used to refer to that as a “torpedo” lol.