The Internet Circa 1997
People often bemoan how much the internet sucks these days. "Why can't it be like the good old days when the internet was new?", they whine. One of the main things they worry about is all the new people coming onto the internet...as if they themselves are longtime veterans. To them, they seem to think the internet didn't really start until 2002 or so. Friends, I'm here to tell you that unless you were on the internet prior to 2003, you're not one of the true crusty elders of cyberspace. No, you're a n00b as they used to say about six years ago, a newfag as the silly retards at 4chan say now(as if the internet somehow did not exist before Pedobear), or my own term: a fetus.
In 1993, stupid took over the internet. That's correct: the internet has been a huge pile of crap for more than a decade. And no, I'm not vain enough to pretend that my own meanderings on this website are somehow better than a majority of other internet users. I'm pretty much just like every other faggot and no-talent assclown OTI. But at least I have the clarity to admit that I'm usually posting shit about nothing. I'm here to waste my time as well as yours because that's about all the internet is good for. Oh that, and buying useless crap you don't need. And of course, porn...lots and lots of porn.
So behold, a small sampling of internet suck from days of old when trolls were bold and the mods were just inept and clumsy. The year is circa 1997 and one of the most annoying things to hit the internet of all time rears its ugly head:
Oh, and can you believe that Hampsterdance.com is still around and trying to sell shit to a gullible public? No, I'm not joking.
Oh internet, how I long to...eh fuck it. I think I'll go vandalize a Wikipedia article. Not an epic win but I find it amusing sometimes. Cheers, people!
In 1993, stupid took over the internet. That's correct: the internet has been a huge pile of crap for more than a decade. And no, I'm not vain enough to pretend that my own meanderings on this website are somehow better than a majority of other internet users. I'm pretty much just like every other faggot and no-talent assclown OTI. But at least I have the clarity to admit that I'm usually posting shit about nothing. I'm here to waste my time as well as yours because that's about all the internet is good for. Oh that, and buying useless crap you don't need. And of course, porn...lots and lots of porn.
So behold, a small sampling of internet suck from days of old when trolls were bold and the mods were just inept and clumsy. The year is circa 1997 and one of the most annoying things to hit the internet of all time rears its ugly head:
Oh, and can you believe that Hampsterdance.com is still around and trying to sell shit to a gullible public? No, I'm not joking.
Oh internet, how I long to...eh fuck it. I think I'll go vandalize a Wikipedia article. Not an epic win but I find it amusing sometimes. Cheers, people!