Nikita 2X11 - Pale Fire
In short
YOU GUYS MY SHOW IS BACK AND EVERYTHING IS RAINBOWS AND PONIES AND SYNCHRONIZED ASS KICKING
MY BBS ARE BACK TOGETHER AND WORKING TOGETHER AND THEY ARE TOTALLY FAMILY AND LURV EACH OTHER
AND THEN ALEX'S FACE CONTINUES TO BE THE MOST HEARTBREAKING FACE THAT EVER BROKE HEARTS
AND THEN SHE BEAT A GUY UP AND TOSSED A GUN TO NIKITA AND SHE SHOT THE GUY AND THEY KILLED A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER DUDES TOGETHER BECAUSE THAT IS A BONDING ACTIVITY IN THIS FAMILY OK? DON'T JUDGE
AND ALSO MICHAEL AND OWEN WERE BONDING AND BEING BOTH MANLY MEN AND NOT OBNOXIOUS AND GETTING THEIR ASSES KICKED BY A GUARDIAN AND BARELY WINNING AND THEN LITERALLY LIMPING AWAY AND THEN THEY'RE BOTH TERRIFIED OF THE GUARDIAN'S CHASING THEM AND OWEN'S LIKE "I'M NOT SLOWING DOWN TILL THIS THING RUNS OUT OF GAS" AND IT'S HILARIOUS AND THEY ARE ADORABLE AND I ENJOYED THE BROMANCE MORE THAN I THOUGH WOULD BE POSSIBLE
AND THEN POOR RYAN HAD TO LISTEN TO PERCY BE IN LOVE WITH THE SOUND OF HIS VOICE AND WAS ALL "YOU LOVE YOUR REFLECTION AND NIKITA IS BETTER THAN YOU NYAAA" AND I HAVE SOMEHOW COME TO LOVE THIS LITTLE NETWORK IMPOSED BUREAUCRAT. WHEN DID RYAN BECOME AWESOME?
AND THEN NEXT WEEK SEAN IS GOING TO TRY TO KILL NIKITA AND YOU KNOW ALEX IS GOING TO BE "BUT HE WAS THEIR MY FRIEND"
AND MY SHIPPER HEART WILL SWELL THREE SIZES THAT DAY.
YOU GUYS MY SHOW IS BACK AND EVERYTHING IS RAINBOWS AND PONIES AND SYNCHRONIZED ASS KICKING
MY BBS ARE BACK TOGETHER AND WORKING TOGETHER AND THEY ARE TOTALLY FAMILY AND LURV EACH OTHER
AND THEN ALEX'S FACE CONTINUES TO BE THE MOST HEARTBREAKING FACE THAT EVER BROKE HEARTS
AND THEN SHE BEAT A GUY UP AND TOSSED A GUN TO NIKITA AND SHE SHOT THE GUY AND THEY KILLED A WHOLE BUNCH OF OTHER DUDES TOGETHER BECAUSE THAT IS A BONDING ACTIVITY IN THIS FAMILY OK? DON'T JUDGE
AND ALSO MICHAEL AND OWEN WERE BONDING AND BEING BOTH MANLY MEN AND NOT OBNOXIOUS AND GETTING THEIR ASSES KICKED BY A GUARDIAN AND BARELY WINNING AND THEN LITERALLY LIMPING AWAY AND THEN THEY'RE BOTH TERRIFIED OF THE GUARDIAN'S CHASING THEM AND OWEN'S LIKE "I'M NOT SLOWING DOWN TILL THIS THING RUNS OUT OF GAS" AND IT'S HILARIOUS AND THEY ARE ADORABLE AND I ENJOYED THE BROMANCE MORE THAN I THOUGH WOULD BE POSSIBLE
AND THEN POOR RYAN HAD TO LISTEN TO PERCY BE IN LOVE WITH THE SOUND OF HIS VOICE AND WAS ALL "YOU LOVE YOUR REFLECTION AND NIKITA IS BETTER THAN YOU NYAAA" AND I HAVE SOMEHOW COME TO LOVE THIS LITTLE NETWORK IMPOSED BUREAUCRAT. WHEN DID RYAN BECOME AWESOME?
AND THEN NEXT WEEK SEAN IS GOING TO TRY TO KILL NIKITA AND YOU KNOW ALEX IS GOING TO BE "BUT HE WAS THEIR MY FRIEND"
AND MY SHIPPER HEART WILL SWELL THREE SIZES THAT DAY.