[Oneshot] The Garlic Sauce, or I want to be a vampire!
Title: The Garlic Sauce, or I want to be a vampire!
Authors: liberty (lib1). Translated from Russian. Thank you for letting me to translate it.
Source: Here
Translation: geminib
Beta: yuuki_saya
Pairing: Akame, Kokame, KAT-TUN
Genre: Romance, AU
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: We don't own a thing, All events are fictional, including random coincidence of names.
My remark: This fic makes me laugh every time I'm down. ^_^
Kame returned from shooting late at night and went to Jin's immediately.
- Can I spend the night at your house?
Jin couldn't refuse such a proposal.
- Of course, Kame! Do you want me to give you the bed?
- Sofa's good enough! I just wanna sleep!
*****
Jin woke up in the middle of the night. Directly above him was bending, so familiar and so beloved face. Kame's eyes sparkled feverishly, mouth slightly open, he was licking his lips nervously. Kame was so beautiful in the shifting light of the moon, that Jin gasped ...
"At last! It's now or never ... This will be a solution for everything ... "- Jin felt on fire ...
- Kame ... - he managed to whisper. - Oh, Kame ...
Kame leaned closer and asked simply:
- Can I bite you?
Jin was expecting anything, but this question caught him off guard.
- You can! You can! You can! - he whispered choking with passion. His groin ached
treacherously.
Kame drew closer, and Jin dissolved in his eyes, in spite of all his complexes and fears. He
didn't want it to end ...
Kame stuck the teeth in his neck and Jin felt ecstasy!
He flew to another planet, called "Kame Love" and didn't want to return.
- You will live forever! - Kame exhaled and Jin was swept again in a sweet hallucination ...
***
They woke up in a bed in the morning.
- I had a dream ... - absent-mindedly murmured Jin. - Such a dream!
- It wasn't a dream! - Kame licked his lips again...
- Was it for real? - Somehow, Jin wanted Kame to bite him again.
- Now you will live forever!
Jin couldn't understand wheither it was a simple joke or was Kame mocking him. But now he
didn't care. All he wanted at this moment is just to lie here so close, inhaling the smell of
Kame's hair, Kame's skin and his others smells too ...
- We are vampires now! - Kame said as seriously, as if rehearsing a text for his next drama.
Jin didn't want to, but he burst in laughter like crazy - still, he had no problems with his
sense of humor.
- Baka! We will live forever! - Kame wasn't even offended by that. After all, Jin didn't know yet ...
- If it's with you, I agree! - Jin continued laughing.
- But you know, perhaps it would be boring to be only two of us! We should bite someone else!
- Just not Koki! - Jin pouted.
- Then, what about Taguchi?
- I don't want Taguchi! He already gets on my nerves even here with his games! I don't want to
live with Taguchi forever! I want only you!
So, they chose Maru.
***
Maru was at home watching TV when the doorbell rang. He was disturbed, while watching his
favorite show. However, he had many favorite shows - he just never had time watching them all,
so he opened the door ...
He rather closed it immediately. Kame and Jin rushed in like a hurricane. They were talking at
the same time.
- Maru! Maru! Do you want to live forever?
- Well, you are going to make me look like a fool again ... What's it all about? - He asked
gently.
- Well, you know, you'll no longer be sick! - Kame started.
- And you will never die ... ever ... - echoed Jin.
- And you won't have to do vaccines, never, and influenza injections...
"Ah, Kame - you are a seducer..." - just in case, Maru stepped into the room.
- Well... guys ... And what should I do?
- Nothing! We'll just have a little to... bite you - and Kame licked his lips again.
Jin was unable to bear this.
- Not "We", I will!
This really surprised Kame.
- You don't have an experience in that!
- And you have too much of it! - Jin retorted.
- What? Are you serious? - Maru, of course, did read sometimes ...
"Probably a new invented antibacterial pills. They ate them and now their saliva can cure any
illness ... I think there was a manga about this... "- he tried to calm himself down.
- Neeeh, I'm scared! If it's together with Koki, it could be a different situation ... he
said. "Koki surely will understand what's going on here ..." - A rescuing idea was suddenly
born in his brain.
Kame and Jin looked at each other.
- Fine, Kame! Let it be also Koki - after all, it's funnier with him! - Jin agreed.
********
Koki came at once. He was never invited so early in the morning before, and also to Maru, and
above all, Kame himself called.
He was happy as a child.
Even Jin, slyly glancing behind Kame, couldn't spoil his mood.
"He is not a rival to me ..." - thought Koki, removing his jacket and playing with the
muscles. He knew how Kame loves beautiful men's arms.
"My arms ..." - he said to himself.
- We will be vampires! - Kame said. - And we will live forever!
It would sound snobbish, but Kame is a good actor, and he put so much depth and feelings in his words, that Maru and Koki opened their mouths.
- Well, there is something in it ... - Koki, as under hypnosis, went straight to him ...
- Wait a minute, what about the bite? - Jin recalled.
- Exactly! In order for you to become a vampire, we have to bite you ... Well, Maru, gently
... - and Kame smiled with his most tender smile.
Maru didn't feel well. He realized that he can't escape ...
- I want, Kame to bite me! - he blurted out suddenly.
- I also want Kame to bite me! - Koki said.
- I also want Kame to bite me! - cried Jin.
- Jin! Are you crazy, I already bit you at night ... Also, I can't bite you all ... Jin, you
must help me! - The situation got out of control.
- So, at night ... you say? - Koki shook his fist at Jin.
In response, Jin stuck out his tongue.
- You are acting like children! And I just love you for that! Let's Janken on this! Jan, Ken,
Pon! - said Kame.
Lucky Maru won this struggle.
Kame leaned so close, that he felt a subtle scent of his skin.
Maru closed his eyes ... Kame licked his neck, and Maru felt an euphoria ...
- Seducer, what a great feeling ...
Jin and Koki couldn't take their eyes off the scenery. Later they said, it was the most
impressive scenery in their lives ...
He would have given all his blood to Kame ... But suddenly it was over, and Maru woke up. Kame
shook him slightly.
- Help me!
Maru came into this world with no hope of healing, "Ah, Kame, Kame ... ..."
Suddenly, a noise caught his attention. Kame was already pulling his hand ...
There on the floor, Jin wanted to tear Koki. Not metaphorically, he was just as a werewolf in
a movie. Kame wasn't strong enough to drag him, so he called Maru…
Together, they finally dragged Jin off.
- And where did you just get this from? I never thought you'd have such a vivid imagination -
Kame exhaled with reproach, he felt the effect of the sleepless night ...
Koki rose. Like a sleepwalker, he swayed in Jin's direction and smacked him on the head.
- Baka!
The balance was restored.
- Let's go to Ueda! - He suggested suddenly.
***
Ueda was sitting in his favorite salmon shade kimono and drank coffee. He liked particularly
the flower on the chest, embroidered by hand. When Ueda bent, it was moving too, as if it was
alive.
He looked at himself in the mirror from the corner of his eye and was very, very pleased with
the scenery.
The morning was ruined for good. What would those idiots want from him? They've met just two
days ago ...
They came all at once, and the living room suddenly felt cramped ...
- It's ... Ueda, we want you... - Koki started.
Ueda dropped the cup on the carpet, what didn't happen to him since he was three years old.
- Shut up, Koki! You're scaring him! - Interrupted Kame.
- Calm down, we have to offer you something ... - Jin started. - We love you ... etoo ... we
want you to live with us ... forever ...
Ueda did not even notice, that he has already started to untie his robe ...
Maru simplified the situation.
- Do you want to become a vampire?
- Who? Who? A vampire? Are you all out of your minds? - Disappointed Ueda tied the belt a
little tighter. And he even started hoping ...
- You know, Ueda, now we all are vampires! - Kame winked and licked his sensual lips again.
Ueda couldn't take his eyes off of him: "Such a hypnotist..."
- The rule is simple - any one of us should bite you. So if you are with us - choose! - Kame
licked his lips again.
- Could it be two of you? Otherwise I don't want to! I want Jin and Kame! And not on the
neck! No traces - idols should be above suspicion! - Ueda behaved capriciously for a
little longer.
Koki felt a slight pain in his chest. Suddenly he wondered whether the eternity will endure
Ueda…
"How do they use to kill vampires in the movies? Could it be hitting on the forehead with a
cross...?" - Koki had enough crosses, so his mood rose at once.
- Suits me! - Kame said.
And the show continued ...
Jin and Kame took Ueda's hands and turned him to the light - there were his thin veins,
inviting and defenseless. Kame nodded to Jin, and they both dug into Ueda's flesh ...
The last thing that flashed through his head before Ueda's sweet oblivion: "It is a pity that
no one sees me ...Perhaps I should order a full-length portrait - Gackt's! No, my own!
Gackt's! No! Mine! In the full nude ... "- he finally decided ...
They say that love is like a fine wine - slightly blurs the senses, relaxing and most
importantly, doesn't leave bitterness ...
Sitting in Ueda's living room, vampires hungrily devoured all they've found in the fridge...
- You could buy some food at least! You knew that we'll come! - grumbled Jin.
But the hunger grew stronger ...
- Call Taguchi, he could bring some food on the way!
- Exactly!
- We'll say that Ueda bought a new console!
- Good thinking! - agreed Kame.
- In the end, we'll have at least somebody to kick! - Jin resigned, eating a piece of an
expensive blue cheese. - And why does he always have only a shit in the fridge! He loves to
cook ... what does he cook with, if there are no ingredients? And why am I so thirsty ...
***
Junno ... He came running from the street so fresh, so pink ... looking like a cookie, rather
than Junno! He didn't save on food and bought everything he could find. In the end, parties at
Ueda's rarely happen!
The day was slowly getting close towards the sunset. Kame and Ueda cooked the dinner. Koki and
Maru discussed the new show. Junno, as always, went rough on the console. At first Jin
jealously listened to the Kame-Ueda's cooing, but realizing that they were discussing the
fried rice, calmed down.
He was irresistibly attracted to the couch, where was sitting a dear, dear, darling Junno ...
"What's happening to me? Surely I am sick, and I'm so thirsty ... "- he fought with himself a
moment, and then with one bound crossed the room and grabbed Junno's neck!
Junno screamed so loud, that Ueda's mother came running and gently knocked on the door:
- Reduce the volume of your television, my angel and better don't watch this movie at night!
Or else you won't fall asleep, my love!
- Yes,Mom! - Answered Jin instead of Ueda, holding Junno's mouth with his free hand. He was
suffering already - the taste of blood intoxicated him. And Jin has become a locomotive, where
the path was only a desired station - Junno!
- What's going on here? - Angrily asked Kame. His eyes were a black sky. - You! What are you
doing here?
Kame pulled Jin down on the floor, like a kitten.
Junno still hasn't recovered from the shock and while rubbing his neck, hid behind Kame's
back.
- Vampires - are not rapists! - Kame said instructively. - You have to control yourself!
- That's right! - interfered Koki, rubbing the bite on his neck.
- Besides, you haven't even brushed your teeth! - Said Ueda, and his heart sank. - And to
think whom did you bite before me ...
- If you don't like the way I played with you in the drama, this is not an excuse to throw
yourself at me like a dog! In the end, I also never liked your pants ... - For some reason
blurted Junno. - I mean, your feet ... lips ... all of you ...
- What are you mumbling? Come here and tell me in my face! Yes, come on, I won't bite you!
Junno timidly peeked from behind Kame's back and gently looked at Jin. Another vampire was
born.
*****
The newborn vampires merrily celebrated.
"After all, it simplifies the communication. And they are so cute, it's so heartwarming! "-
Kame thought smiling, looking at Ueda and Koki drinking from the same cup and at Jin, whose
hand gently stroked Junno's knee. Maru, curled up, sweetly snored on his knee.
However, Kame was born a strategist.
- Guys! Let us improve the world! I suggest biting someone else! News or Kanjani!?
- Let's Janken again!
- Oh no! News first! Pi is my best friend! I want him to live forever! - Whined Jin.
That's how the decision was made ...
***
Johnny was angry as never before. He still couldn't understand how these psychos from KAT-TUN managed to bite two of his best groups in two days. Two concerts were canceled. The fans
almost ruined the hall, seeing KAT-TUN members running around the stage and biting News'
members on every available piece of skin. Tickets have raised to astronomical prices, all of
them wanted to see it with their own eyes. It was not so bad for the business, but the photo
shoot with Yamapi was a disaster ... Despite the double payment, the girl refused to work with
the "leper", or "bitten" ... After lots of persuasion and a beautiful work of stylists, she
finally agreed to the photo shoot with him, but the photos came out cold, and had virtually no
demand.
But Johnny, would not have been Johnny, if he hadn't been able to benefit from this.
Therefore, he sold the photos of naked and bitten Yamapi to the Russians, for some new war
movie.
And now, the same six morons, who even didn't know what a huge profit they've brought him,
were waiting for his decision in the next room.
- Well, what the hell were you doing on those concerts? - Johnny asked coldly.
The boys remain silent. They sat with downcast eyes, and Johnny took it for repentance ...
- What do you call it? - He asked even stricter.
- Rabies! - Whispered Maru.
- Rabit's fury! - Suddenly blurted Jin.
Kame laughed, biting his lip.
- Look ... I'm having a rash! - Taguchi pointed at the bite on the neck.
- Yes! Here! I even have a prescription! - Koki waved from afar with a receipt from the dry
cleaning.
- Where the hell, did you all picked this up from? Morrons! - Johnny slowly crimsoned ...
- From the Russians! - Kame said quietly.
- Dancers ... -Ueda added for some reason.
"Anyway, Ueda is charming!" - Kame looked at him wistfully...
- OUT! - Johnny-san did not shout like that since he was twenty. - Bastards! You'll make two concerts for free as a punnishment!
***
All twenty floors, while down in the elevator, they tried to restrain themselves. But once the streets' air hit their faces, they break and started laughing like crazy. Kame couldn't even
stand, he fell on his knees and just kept repeating:
- Rabit's fury! I love you, Jin!
Jin pouted and laughed too. Holding their belly, Koki and Maru crouched next to them, chocking
in a silent laughter. Taguchi simply buried his face in the flowerbed, grunting. Only Ueda
laughed, politely covering the mouth with his hand.
- You know what, guys! Tomorrow ... Arashi are coming back- Kame said dreamily, when they all
calmed down.
- That's right! - Koki assented.
- Maybe, we should go to a concert ... - said Maru and Junno in one voice.
- Yes, Matsumoto's skin is perfect ... and he has a long neck! - Jin cooed. - Oh, and by the
way Ueda, why did you bite Ryo on the ass? I shouted to you that there is not much blood there
...
- I missed! He wanted to hide in the closet, but couldn't ... Well, it's ... - Ueda delicately
coughed - THAT place didn't fit ...
- Anyway, he is charming! - Affectionately thought Kame ...
***
PS. The last frame of CM shooting:
Matsumoto in a white shirt with a deep V neckline ...
Kame and Jin are drawn from both sides to his tanned neck ...
Their eyes are sparkling, their lips parted, carnivorous smiles speak for themselves ...
And, when the desired moment is so close, and their lips almost touching his neck ...
He pulls a bottle from his pocket and says, earnestly looking you straight in the eyes:
- Garlic sauce! The best protection from vampires!
***
After the frame cut Kame adds:
- Too bad they don't not know about it!
And together with Jin they dig in Jun's neck...
All three falling under the table …
The End.
Authors: liberty (lib1). Translated from Russian. Thank you for letting me to translate it.
Source: Here
Translation: geminib
Beta: yuuki_saya
Pairing: Akame, Kokame, KAT-TUN
Genre: Romance, AU
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: We don't own a thing, All events are fictional, including random coincidence of names.
My remark: This fic makes me laugh every time I'm down. ^_^
Kame returned from shooting late at night and went to Jin's immediately.
- Can I spend the night at your house?
Jin couldn't refuse such a proposal.
- Of course, Kame! Do you want me to give you the bed?
- Sofa's good enough! I just wanna sleep!
*****
Jin woke up in the middle of the night. Directly above him was bending, so familiar and so beloved face. Kame's eyes sparkled feverishly, mouth slightly open, he was licking his lips nervously. Kame was so beautiful in the shifting light of the moon, that Jin gasped ...
"At last! It's now or never ... This will be a solution for everything ... "- Jin felt on fire ...
- Kame ... - he managed to whisper. - Oh, Kame ...
Kame leaned closer and asked simply:
- Can I bite you?
Jin was expecting anything, but this question caught him off guard.
- You can! You can! You can! - he whispered choking with passion. His groin ached
treacherously.
Kame drew closer, and Jin dissolved in his eyes, in spite of all his complexes and fears. He
didn't want it to end ...
Kame stuck the teeth in his neck and Jin felt ecstasy!
He flew to another planet, called "Kame Love" and didn't want to return.
- You will live forever! - Kame exhaled and Jin was swept again in a sweet hallucination ...
***
They woke up in a bed in the morning.
- I had a dream ... - absent-mindedly murmured Jin. - Such a dream!
- It wasn't a dream! - Kame licked his lips again...
- Was it for real? - Somehow, Jin wanted Kame to bite him again.
- Now you will live forever!
Jin couldn't understand wheither it was a simple joke or was Kame mocking him. But now he
didn't care. All he wanted at this moment is just to lie here so close, inhaling the smell of
Kame's hair, Kame's skin and his others smells too ...
- We are vampires now! - Kame said as seriously, as if rehearsing a text for his next drama.
Jin didn't want to, but he burst in laughter like crazy - still, he had no problems with his
sense of humor.
- Baka! We will live forever! - Kame wasn't even offended by that. After all, Jin didn't know yet ...
- If it's with you, I agree! - Jin continued laughing.
- But you know, perhaps it would be boring to be only two of us! We should bite someone else!
- Just not Koki! - Jin pouted.
- Then, what about Taguchi?
- I don't want Taguchi! He already gets on my nerves even here with his games! I don't want to
live with Taguchi forever! I want only you!
So, they chose Maru.
***
Maru was at home watching TV when the doorbell rang. He was disturbed, while watching his
favorite show. However, he had many favorite shows - he just never had time watching them all,
so he opened the door ...
He rather closed it immediately. Kame and Jin rushed in like a hurricane. They were talking at
the same time.
- Maru! Maru! Do you want to live forever?
- Well, you are going to make me look like a fool again ... What's it all about? - He asked
gently.
- Well, you know, you'll no longer be sick! - Kame started.
- And you will never die ... ever ... - echoed Jin.
- And you won't have to do vaccines, never, and influenza injections...
"Ah, Kame - you are a seducer..." - just in case, Maru stepped into the room.
- Well... guys ... And what should I do?
- Nothing! We'll just have a little to... bite you - and Kame licked his lips again.
Jin was unable to bear this.
- Not "We", I will!
This really surprised Kame.
- You don't have an experience in that!
- And you have too much of it! - Jin retorted.
- What? Are you serious? - Maru, of course, did read sometimes ...
"Probably a new invented antibacterial pills. They ate them and now their saliva can cure any
illness ... I think there was a manga about this... "- he tried to calm himself down.
- Neeeh, I'm scared! If it's together with Koki, it could be a different situation ... he
said. "Koki surely will understand what's going on here ..." - A rescuing idea was suddenly
born in his brain.
Kame and Jin looked at each other.
- Fine, Kame! Let it be also Koki - after all, it's funnier with him! - Jin agreed.
********
Koki came at once. He was never invited so early in the morning before, and also to Maru, and
above all, Kame himself called.
He was happy as a child.
Even Jin, slyly glancing behind Kame, couldn't spoil his mood.
"He is not a rival to me ..." - thought Koki, removing his jacket and playing with the
muscles. He knew how Kame loves beautiful men's arms.
"My arms ..." - he said to himself.
- We will be vampires! - Kame said. - And we will live forever!
It would sound snobbish, but Kame is a good actor, and he put so much depth and feelings in his words, that Maru and Koki opened their mouths.
- Well, there is something in it ... - Koki, as under hypnosis, went straight to him ...
- Wait a minute, what about the bite? - Jin recalled.
- Exactly! In order for you to become a vampire, we have to bite you ... Well, Maru, gently
... - and Kame smiled with his most tender smile.
Maru didn't feel well. He realized that he can't escape ...
- I want, Kame to bite me! - he blurted out suddenly.
- I also want Kame to bite me! - Koki said.
- I also want Kame to bite me! - cried Jin.
- Jin! Are you crazy, I already bit you at night ... Also, I can't bite you all ... Jin, you
must help me! - The situation got out of control.
- So, at night ... you say? - Koki shook his fist at Jin.
In response, Jin stuck out his tongue.
- You are acting like children! And I just love you for that! Let's Janken on this! Jan, Ken,
Pon! - said Kame.
Lucky Maru won this struggle.
Kame leaned so close, that he felt a subtle scent of his skin.
Maru closed his eyes ... Kame licked his neck, and Maru felt an euphoria ...
- Seducer, what a great feeling ...
Jin and Koki couldn't take their eyes off the scenery. Later they said, it was the most
impressive scenery in their lives ...
He would have given all his blood to Kame ... But suddenly it was over, and Maru woke up. Kame
shook him slightly.
- Help me!
Maru came into this world with no hope of healing, "Ah, Kame, Kame ... ..."
Suddenly, a noise caught his attention. Kame was already pulling his hand ...
There on the floor, Jin wanted to tear Koki. Not metaphorically, he was just as a werewolf in
a movie. Kame wasn't strong enough to drag him, so he called Maru…
Together, they finally dragged Jin off.
- And where did you just get this from? I never thought you'd have such a vivid imagination -
Kame exhaled with reproach, he felt the effect of the sleepless night ...
Koki rose. Like a sleepwalker, he swayed in Jin's direction and smacked him on the head.
- Baka!
The balance was restored.
- Let's go to Ueda! - He suggested suddenly.
***
Ueda was sitting in his favorite salmon shade kimono and drank coffee. He liked particularly
the flower on the chest, embroidered by hand. When Ueda bent, it was moving too, as if it was
alive.
He looked at himself in the mirror from the corner of his eye and was very, very pleased with
the scenery.
The morning was ruined for good. What would those idiots want from him? They've met just two
days ago ...
They came all at once, and the living room suddenly felt cramped ...
- It's ... Ueda, we want you... - Koki started.
Ueda dropped the cup on the carpet, what didn't happen to him since he was three years old.
- Shut up, Koki! You're scaring him! - Interrupted Kame.
- Calm down, we have to offer you something ... - Jin started. - We love you ... etoo ... we
want you to live with us ... forever ...
Ueda did not even notice, that he has already started to untie his robe ...
Maru simplified the situation.
- Do you want to become a vampire?
- Who? Who? A vampire? Are you all out of your minds? - Disappointed Ueda tied the belt a
little tighter. And he even started hoping ...
- You know, Ueda, now we all are vampires! - Kame winked and licked his sensual lips again.
Ueda couldn't take his eyes off of him: "Such a hypnotist..."
- The rule is simple - any one of us should bite you. So if you are with us - choose! - Kame
licked his lips again.
- Could it be two of you? Otherwise I don't want to! I want Jin and Kame! And not on the
neck! No traces - idols should be above suspicion! - Ueda behaved capriciously for a
little longer.
Koki felt a slight pain in his chest. Suddenly he wondered whether the eternity will endure
Ueda…
"How do they use to kill vampires in the movies? Could it be hitting on the forehead with a
cross...?" - Koki had enough crosses, so his mood rose at once.
- Suits me! - Kame said.
And the show continued ...
Jin and Kame took Ueda's hands and turned him to the light - there were his thin veins,
inviting and defenseless. Kame nodded to Jin, and they both dug into Ueda's flesh ...
The last thing that flashed through his head before Ueda's sweet oblivion: "It is a pity that
no one sees me ...Perhaps I should order a full-length portrait - Gackt's! No, my own!
Gackt's! No! Mine! In the full nude ... "- he finally decided ...
They say that love is like a fine wine - slightly blurs the senses, relaxing and most
importantly, doesn't leave bitterness ...
Sitting in Ueda's living room, vampires hungrily devoured all they've found in the fridge...
- You could buy some food at least! You knew that we'll come! - grumbled Jin.
But the hunger grew stronger ...
- Call Taguchi, he could bring some food on the way!
- Exactly!
- We'll say that Ueda bought a new console!
- Good thinking! - agreed Kame.
- In the end, we'll have at least somebody to kick! - Jin resigned, eating a piece of an
expensive blue cheese. - And why does he always have only a shit in the fridge! He loves to
cook ... what does he cook with, if there are no ingredients? And why am I so thirsty ...
***
Junno ... He came running from the street so fresh, so pink ... looking like a cookie, rather
than Junno! He didn't save on food and bought everything he could find. In the end, parties at
Ueda's rarely happen!
The day was slowly getting close towards the sunset. Kame and Ueda cooked the dinner. Koki and
Maru discussed the new show. Junno, as always, went rough on the console. At first Jin
jealously listened to the Kame-Ueda's cooing, but realizing that they were discussing the
fried rice, calmed down.
He was irresistibly attracted to the couch, where was sitting a dear, dear, darling Junno ...
"What's happening to me? Surely I am sick, and I'm so thirsty ... "- he fought with himself a
moment, and then with one bound crossed the room and grabbed Junno's neck!
Junno screamed so loud, that Ueda's mother came running and gently knocked on the door:
- Reduce the volume of your television, my angel and better don't watch this movie at night!
Or else you won't fall asleep, my love!
- Yes,Mom! - Answered Jin instead of Ueda, holding Junno's mouth with his free hand. He was
suffering already - the taste of blood intoxicated him. And Jin has become a locomotive, where
the path was only a desired station - Junno!
- What's going on here? - Angrily asked Kame. His eyes were a black sky. - You! What are you
doing here?
Kame pulled Jin down on the floor, like a kitten.
Junno still hasn't recovered from the shock and while rubbing his neck, hid behind Kame's
back.
- Vampires - are not rapists! - Kame said instructively. - You have to control yourself!
- That's right! - interfered Koki, rubbing the bite on his neck.
- Besides, you haven't even brushed your teeth! - Said Ueda, and his heart sank. - And to
think whom did you bite before me ...
- If you don't like the way I played with you in the drama, this is not an excuse to throw
yourself at me like a dog! In the end, I also never liked your pants ... - For some reason
blurted Junno. - I mean, your feet ... lips ... all of you ...
- What are you mumbling? Come here and tell me in my face! Yes, come on, I won't bite you!
Junno timidly peeked from behind Kame's back and gently looked at Jin. Another vampire was
born.
*****
The newborn vampires merrily celebrated.
"After all, it simplifies the communication. And they are so cute, it's so heartwarming! "-
Kame thought smiling, looking at Ueda and Koki drinking from the same cup and at Jin, whose
hand gently stroked Junno's knee. Maru, curled up, sweetly snored on his knee.
However, Kame was born a strategist.
- Guys! Let us improve the world! I suggest biting someone else! News or Kanjani!?
- Let's Janken again!
- Oh no! News first! Pi is my best friend! I want him to live forever! - Whined Jin.
That's how the decision was made ...
***
Johnny was angry as never before. He still couldn't understand how these psychos from KAT-TUN managed to bite two of his best groups in two days. Two concerts were canceled. The fans
almost ruined the hall, seeing KAT-TUN members running around the stage and biting News'
members on every available piece of skin. Tickets have raised to astronomical prices, all of
them wanted to see it with their own eyes. It was not so bad for the business, but the photo
shoot with Yamapi was a disaster ... Despite the double payment, the girl refused to work with
the "leper", or "bitten" ... After lots of persuasion and a beautiful work of stylists, she
finally agreed to the photo shoot with him, but the photos came out cold, and had virtually no
demand.
But Johnny, would not have been Johnny, if he hadn't been able to benefit from this.
Therefore, he sold the photos of naked and bitten Yamapi to the Russians, for some new war
movie.
And now, the same six morons, who even didn't know what a huge profit they've brought him,
were waiting for his decision in the next room.
- Well, what the hell were you doing on those concerts? - Johnny asked coldly.
The boys remain silent. They sat with downcast eyes, and Johnny took it for repentance ...
- What do you call it? - He asked even stricter.
- Rabies! - Whispered Maru.
- Rabit's fury! - Suddenly blurted Jin.
Kame laughed, biting his lip.
- Look ... I'm having a rash! - Taguchi pointed at the bite on the neck.
- Yes! Here! I even have a prescription! - Koki waved from afar with a receipt from the dry
cleaning.
- Where the hell, did you all picked this up from? Morrons! - Johnny slowly crimsoned ...
- From the Russians! - Kame said quietly.
- Dancers ... -Ueda added for some reason.
"Anyway, Ueda is charming!" - Kame looked at him wistfully...
- OUT! - Johnny-san did not shout like that since he was twenty. - Bastards! You'll make two concerts for free as a punnishment!
***
All twenty floors, while down in the elevator, they tried to restrain themselves. But once the streets' air hit their faces, they break and started laughing like crazy. Kame couldn't even
stand, he fell on his knees and just kept repeating:
- Rabit's fury! I love you, Jin!
Jin pouted and laughed too. Holding their belly, Koki and Maru crouched next to them, chocking
in a silent laughter. Taguchi simply buried his face in the flowerbed, grunting. Only Ueda
laughed, politely covering the mouth with his hand.
- You know what, guys! Tomorrow ... Arashi are coming back- Kame said dreamily, when they all
calmed down.
- That's right! - Koki assented.
- Maybe, we should go to a concert ... - said Maru and Junno in one voice.
- Yes, Matsumoto's skin is perfect ... and he has a long neck! - Jin cooed. - Oh, and by the
way Ueda, why did you bite Ryo on the ass? I shouted to you that there is not much blood there
...
- I missed! He wanted to hide in the closet, but couldn't ... Well, it's ... - Ueda delicately
coughed - THAT place didn't fit ...
- Anyway, he is charming! - Affectionately thought Kame ...
***
PS. The last frame of CM shooting:
Matsumoto in a white shirt with a deep V neckline ...
Kame and Jin are drawn from both sides to his tanned neck ...
Their eyes are sparkling, their lips parted, carnivorous smiles speak for themselves ...
And, when the desired moment is so close, and their lips almost touching his neck ...
He pulls a bottle from his pocket and says, earnestly looking you straight in the eyes:
- Garlic sauce! The best protection from vampires!
***
After the frame cut Kame adds:
- Too bad they don't not know about it!
And together with Jin they dig in Jun's neck...
All three falling under the table …
The End.