How!? Just, How.
Last night was the worst $100 I didn't spend. Seriously:
How are you going to have people pay $100 for basically a networking meeting.
How do you make people pay $100, and don't provide them a table sit at to enjoy the big buffet dinner in the middle of the room.
How do you advertise an auction 'Hosted by Dale Earnhardt, Jr.' when he comes out for maybe 5 minutes, stands on a stage with others (go Emmitt Smith), talks for 2 then takes off.
They seriously could have gotten more money by doing this on e-bay and not have the overhead of a hotel ballroom, and open bar because I swear, not something I would ever spend $100 on.
Blech.
Comments of the evening (because we made our own fun):
Me: I want that picture (of Jake Delhomme from last year)
Wendy: Well I want that Dale Jr. stand up.
Me: Let's take em and run out, seriously.
Wendy: Yeah, we only got lost getting in here, we'll be running up and down the hotel with a picture and stand up yelling 'WE'RE STEALING BUT LET US OUT.'
Sugar Daddy: Your from Vegas, you're a stripper. (to me).
Wendy: No, it's called exotic dancer out there.
Me (watching two girls come in dressed really slutty when the ticket said, 'business casual'). Okay, someone read the ticket wrong.
Wendy: Well it is Dale, Jr...you have to expect someone to come all slutty.
Me: Hey, what if that is business casual to her. I mean if she's a stripper, I bet outfit would be considered business casual.
Me: You've got a sugar daddy, and he's pretty cute for an older man.
Wendy: Yuck
Me: But he's got a sort of Rusty Wallace quality to him.
How are you going to have people pay $100 for basically a networking meeting.
How do you make people pay $100, and don't provide them a table sit at to enjoy the big buffet dinner in the middle of the room.
How do you advertise an auction 'Hosted by Dale Earnhardt, Jr.' when he comes out for maybe 5 minutes, stands on a stage with others (go Emmitt Smith), talks for 2 then takes off.
They seriously could have gotten more money by doing this on e-bay and not have the overhead of a hotel ballroom, and open bar because I swear, not something I would ever spend $100 on.
Blech.
Comments of the evening (because we made our own fun):
Me: I want that picture (of Jake Delhomme from last year)
Wendy: Well I want that Dale Jr. stand up.
Me: Let's take em and run out, seriously.
Wendy: Yeah, we only got lost getting in here, we'll be running up and down the hotel with a picture and stand up yelling 'WE'RE STEALING BUT LET US OUT.'
Sugar Daddy: Your from Vegas, you're a stripper. (to me).
Wendy: No, it's called exotic dancer out there.
Me (watching two girls come in dressed really slutty when the ticket said, 'business casual'). Okay, someone read the ticket wrong.
Wendy: Well it is Dale, Jr...you have to expect someone to come all slutty.
Me: Hey, what if that is business casual to her. I mean if she's a stripper, I bet outfit would be considered business casual.
Me: You've got a sugar daddy, and he's pretty cute for an older man.
Wendy: Yuck
Me: But he's got a sort of Rusty Wallace quality to him.