Return of the Shagging Meme
Ganked from babykid528
I'll have to try and dig up the last time I did this and see if anything's changed.
1. Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
2. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.
?4. Put a question mark after the guys you've never heard of.
5. Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. ADD THREE OF YOUR OWN AT THE END.
01. Stephen Dorff
02. Wesley Snipes
03. Denzel Washington
04. Samuel L Jackson
05. Hayden Christensen
06. Ian Somerhaulder?
07. James Van Der Beek
08. Ashton Kutcher
09. Sean William Scott?
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr ?
13. John Hannah PLEASE, NOW, RIGHT THIS MINUTE!!!!
14. Hugh Grant
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. Leonardo Di Caprio
19. Billy Zane Back in his Twin Peaks days, this would be a definite.
20. Harry Connick Jr.
21. Sean Astin
22. Dominic Monaghan
23. Karl Urban (Obviously he landed on the list back in the LoTR days, when I wouldn't have known him from Adam. Now that he's Bones, I'd be happy to jump his...well you get the idea.)
24. Vin Diesel (But I should really him for njzynj
25. Paul Walker?
26. Joshua Jackson No way am I shagging Lucky Spencer.
27. James Marsden
28. Shawn Ashmore?
29. Hugh Jackman But I'd really appreciate it if he'd shave first.
30. Will Kemp?
31. David Wenham?
32. Viggo Mortensen Again, a shave would definitely help.
33. Elijah Wood
34. Tobey Maguire
35. James Franco
36. Alfred Molina
37. Harrison Ford He's old, but he's still HARRISON FORD!!!
38. Sean Connery Yeah, it's a double standard, but he's SEAN CONNERY!!!
39. Shane West?
40. Stuart Townsend?
41. Richard Roxburgh?
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers In a heartbeat!
44. Christian Bale Creeps me out something fierce.
45. Jared Leto
46. Colin Farrell
47. Ben Affleck
48. Josh Hartnett
49. Bruce Willis I'd hate myself, but I'd probably do it.
50. Billy Bob Thornton
51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze
54. Keanu Reeves
55. Gary Oldman
56. Tim Roth
57. Steve Buscemi Talk to him, definitely. Sex, NEVER!
58. Michael Madsen
59. Rick Yune?
60. Pierce Brosnan He has to promise not to sing though.
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller?
63. Jude Law But ONLY since I've seen him as Watson.
64. Matt Damon
65. Clive Owen I'd FREAKING pay him.
66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp Not that much convincing, but a little.
69. Orlando Bloom
70. Sean Bean
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt But NOT if he's got any manifestation of that hideous beard.
73. George Clooney DUH!!!!
74. Mark Wahlberg As long as he doesn't bring up god.
75. Jason Statham
76. Edward Norton
77. Ben Stiller
70. Owen Wilson
79. Vince Vaughn
80. Joaquin Phoenix
81. Russell Crowe Not in a million, billion years.
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany
84. Heath Ledger
85. Mel Gibson Circa 1984--in a heartbeat. Now? Not happening.
86. Jason Isaacs
87. Alan Rickman
88. Kevin Costner Circa Bull Durham/No Way Out, this would have been a shoe-in. Now lets say it would take a LOT of persuading.
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas
91. Tom Cruise
92. Ving Rhames
93. John Cusack
94. John Malkovich
95. Charlie Sheen Yeah. Still. Even if I had to bring my own bodyguard. Cause he'll always been his character in Ferris Bueller to me, and I had SUCH a crush on him.
96. Kiefer Sutherland OH HELL NO!
97. Emilio Estevez I'd have to see how he looks now.
98. Rob Lowe
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon
101. Adam Brody?
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming NOM NOM NOM.
104. Josh Groban
105. Sean Biggerstaff? I didn't know who this was last time either. Helluva name though.
106. Zach Braff
107. Harry Sinclair ?
108. Gerard Butler?
109. Marton Csokas ?
110. Jeremy Sumpter ?
111. Sean Patrick Flanery ?
112. Cillian Murphy
113. Hugh Dancy?
114. Ioan Gruffudd?
115. Mads Mikkelsen ?
116. Enrique Murciano ?
117. Jamie Bamber ? (I know he's on L&O UK, but couldn't pick him out of a line-up)
118. Craig Parker ?
119. Dean Cain
120. James Marsters
121. David Boreanaz
122. James Spader He still creeps me out a bit, but in the end I'd probably go for it.
123. Kevin Spacey
124. Al Pacino
125. Jim Caviezel Hell no! (HAHAHAHAH)
126. Josh Holloway?
127. Will Smith
128. Matthew McConaughey
129. Patrick Wilson?
130. Milo Ventimiglia
131. Jason Dohring?
132. Brandon Boyd ?
133. Tom Welling?
134. Sean Maher ?
135. Tré Cool ?
136. Billie Joe Armstrong
137. Mike Dirnt ?
138. Adrienne Armstrong ?
139. Jason White ?
140. Matthew Fox
141. Peter Sarsgaard
142. Derek Jeter
143. Travis Fimmel ?
144. Michael Vartan
145. Rob Thomas
146. James Purefoy
147. Michael Rosenbaum?
148. Jensen Ackles
149. William Fichtner?
150. Patrick Dempsey
151. Ace Young?
152. Francis Capra?
153. Ryan Hansen ?
154. Robert Pattinson
155. William Moseley?
156. Ryan Gosling
157. Nicolas Cage
158. Leigh Whannell?
159. Wentworth Miller
160. Jack Davenport?
161. Michael J. Fox
162. Kevin Federline
163. Liam Cunningham?
164. John Barrowman DUH!
165. John Rzeznik?
166. Sendhil Ramamurthy Mohinder pisses me off something fierce, but Sendhil has quite the bod on him.
167. Stephen Colbert
168. Jon Stewart
169. Brandon Flowers?
170. Henry Ian Cusick?
171. John Krasinski?
172. Michael Trucco ?
173. Benjamin McKenzie?
174. Adrian Pasdar OH YEAH!!!
175. Jeremy Piven
176. Justin Timberlake
177. Naveen Andrews ?
178. Vincent Cassel ?
179. Adrian Paul ?
180. Gabriel Byrne If he uses the accent, I'm a goner.
181. Adrian Grenier
182. Daniel Craig
183. Nathan Fillion Not as much as some others on my list, but eventually.
184. Adam Baldwin
185. Ed Quinn
186. Eric Szmanda
187. George Eads
188. Omar Epps
189. Jared Padalecki
190. Christian Kane?
191. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
192. Geoffrey Rush
193. Brandon Routh
194. Chris Lowell ?
195. James Callis?
196. Justin Chambers?
197. Michael Muhney?
198. Matthew Goode
199. Bradley Cooper
200. Burn Gorman
201. Christopher Eccleston
202. David Tennant
203. Tom Felton
204. Daniel Radcliffe
205. Rupert Grint
206. Kevin McKidd?
207. Gaspard Ulliel
208. James McAvoy Maybe...you know...the accent.
209. Zac Efron
210. Jonas Armstrong ?
211. Ed Speelers ?
212. Penn Badgley ?
213. James Lafferty
214. Bryan Greenberg ?
215. Chace Crawford ?
216. Joe Jonas
217. Toby Hemingway ?
218. Dane Cook
219. Travis Wall ?
220. Brad Paisley
221. John Mayer
222. Blake Lewis?
223. TR Knight
224. Hugh Laurie A little more iffy now than two years ago, but if he goes into Jools mode, or at least shaves...I'm right there.
225. David Duchovny
226. Damien Rice?
227. Ozzy Osbourne
228. Tim Daly
229. Matthew Rhys?
230. Robert Downey Jr.
231. Goran Visnjic
232. John Corbett
233. Michael Emerson ?
234. David Hewlett?
235. Robert Knepper I'd hate myself, but...probably.
236. Nestor Carbonell
237. Robert Sean Leonard Another one that's a little iffier, but still...if I had the chance, I'd pretty much have to do it.
238. Zach Gilford?
239. Zachery Levi?
240. Ryan McPartlin ?
241. Penn Badgley ? (What is with the doubles?!)
242. Zachary Quinto
243. Robbie Williams Who do I have to pay?
244. Declan Donnelly ?
245. John Simm Who do I have to kill?
246. Steven Strait?
247. Taylor Kitsch?
248. Lee Pace
249. Rufus Wainwright
250. Justin Chatwin ?
251. Keith Olbermann DUH!
252. Victor Garber
253. Jesse Spencer
254. Bradley Whitford
255. Jeremy Northam
256. Scott Bakula
257. Chris Pine
258. John Cho
259. Craig Ferguson
260. Philip Glenister
261. Jack Coleman
262. Joe Spano
I'll have to try and dig up the last time I did this and see if anything's changed.
1. Bold the names of guys you'd definitely shag.
2. Italicize the names of guys you might shag after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who don't do anything for you alone.
?4. Put a question mark after the guys you've never heard of.
5. Strike the guys you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. ADD THREE OF YOUR OWN AT THE END.
01. Stephen Dorff
02. Wesley Snipes
03. Denzel Washington
04. Samuel L Jackson
05. Hayden Christensen
06. Ian Somerhaulder?
07. James Van Der Beek
08. Ashton Kutcher
09. Sean William Scott?
10. The Rock
11. Brendan Fraser
12. Oded Fehr ?
13. John Hannah PLEASE, NOW, RIGHT THIS MINUTE!!!!
14. Hugh Grant
15. Colin Firth
16. Liam Neeson
17. Daniel Day-Lewis
18. Leonardo Di Caprio
19. Billy Zane Back in his Twin Peaks days, this would be a definite.
20. Harry Connick Jr.
21. Sean Astin
22. Dominic Monaghan
23. Karl Urban (Obviously he landed on the list back in the LoTR days, when I wouldn't have known him from Adam. Now that he's Bones, I'd be happy to jump his...well you get the idea.)
24. Vin Diesel (But I should really him for njzynj
25. Paul Walker?
26. Joshua Jackson No way am I shagging Lucky Spencer.
27. James Marsden
28. Shawn Ashmore?
29. Hugh Jackman But I'd really appreciate it if he'd shave first.
30. Will Kemp?
31. David Wenham?
32. Viggo Mortensen Again, a shave would definitely help.
33. Elijah Wood
34. Tobey Maguire
35. James Franco
36. Alfred Molina
37. Harrison Ford He's old, but he's still HARRISON FORD!!!
38. Sean Connery Yeah, it's a double standard, but he's SEAN CONNERY!!!
39. Shane West?
40. Stuart Townsend?
41. Richard Roxburgh?
42. Ewan McGregor
43. Jonathan Rhys Meyers In a heartbeat!
44. Christian Bale Creeps me out something fierce.
45. Jared Leto
46. Colin Farrell
47. Ben Affleck
48. Josh Hartnett
49. Bruce Willis I'd hate myself, but I'd probably do it.
50. Billy Bob Thornton
51. Dennis Quaid
52. Jake Gyllenhaal
53. Patrick Swayze
54. Keanu Reeves
55. Gary Oldman
56. Tim Roth
57. Steve Buscemi Talk to him, definitely. Sex, NEVER!
58. Michael Madsen
59. Rick Yune?
60. Pierce Brosnan He has to promise not to sing though.
61. Robert Carlyle
62. Jonny Lee Miller?
63. Jude Law But ONLY since I've seen him as Watson.
64. Matt Damon
65. Clive Owen I'd FREAKING pay him.
66. Ryan Phillippe
67. Benicio Del Toro
68. Johnny Depp Not that much convincing, but a little.
69. Orlando Bloom
70. Sean Bean
71. Eric Bana
72. Brad Pitt But NOT if he's got any manifestation of that hideous beard.
73. George Clooney DUH!!!!
74. Mark Wahlberg As long as he doesn't bring up god.
75. Jason Statham
76. Edward Norton
77. Ben Stiller
70. Owen Wilson
79. Vince Vaughn
80. Joaquin Phoenix
81. Russell Crowe Not in a million, billion years.
82. Billy Boyd
83. Paul Bettany
84. Heath Ledger
85. Mel Gibson Circa 1984--in a heartbeat. Now? Not happening.
86. Jason Isaacs
87. Alan Rickman
88. Kevin Costner Circa Bull Durham/No Way Out, this would have been a shoe-in. Now lets say it would take a LOT of persuading.
89. Christian Slater
90. Antonio Banderas
91. Tom Cruise
92. Ving Rhames
93. John Cusack
94. John Malkovich
95. Charlie Sheen Yeah. Still. Even if I had to bring my own bodyguard. Cause he'll always been his character in Ferris Bueller to me, and I had SUCH a crush on him.
96. Kiefer Sutherland OH HELL NO!
97. Emilio Estevez I'd have to see how he looks now.
98. Rob Lowe
99. Matt Dillon
100. Kevin Bacon
101. Adam Brody?
102. Andy Serkis
103. Alan Cumming NOM NOM NOM.
104. Josh Groban
105. Sean Biggerstaff? I didn't know who this was last time either. Helluva name though.
106. Zach Braff
107. Harry Sinclair ?
108. Gerard Butler?
109. Marton Csokas ?
110. Jeremy Sumpter ?
111. Sean Patrick Flanery ?
112. Cillian Murphy
113. Hugh Dancy?
114. Ioan Gruffudd?
115. Mads Mikkelsen ?
116. Enrique Murciano ?
117. Jamie Bamber ? (I know he's on L&O UK, but couldn't pick him out of a line-up)
118. Craig Parker ?
119. Dean Cain
120. James Marsters
121. David Boreanaz
122. James Spader He still creeps me out a bit, but in the end I'd probably go for it.
123. Kevin Spacey
124. Al Pacino
125. Jim Caviezel Hell no! (HAHAHAHAH)
126. Josh Holloway?
127. Will Smith
128. Matthew McConaughey
129. Patrick Wilson?
130. Milo Ventimiglia
131. Jason Dohring?
132. Brandon Boyd ?
133. Tom Welling?
134. Sean Maher ?
135. Tré Cool ?
136. Billie Joe Armstrong
137. Mike Dirnt ?
138. Adrienne Armstrong ?
139. Jason White ?
140. Matthew Fox
141. Peter Sarsgaard
142. Derek Jeter
143. Travis Fimmel ?
144. Michael Vartan
145. Rob Thomas
146. James Purefoy
147. Michael Rosenbaum?
148. Jensen Ackles
149. William Fichtner?
150. Patrick Dempsey
151. Ace Young?
152. Francis Capra?
153. Ryan Hansen ?
154. Robert Pattinson
155. William Moseley?
156. Ryan Gosling
157. Nicolas Cage
158. Leigh Whannell?
159. Wentworth Miller
160. Jack Davenport?
161. Michael J. Fox
162. Kevin Federline
163. Liam Cunningham?
164. John Barrowman DUH!
165. John Rzeznik?
166. Sendhil Ramamurthy Mohinder pisses me off something fierce, but Sendhil has quite the bod on him.
167. Stephen Colbert
168. Jon Stewart
169. Brandon Flowers?
170. Henry Ian Cusick?
171. John Krasinski?
172. Michael Trucco ?
173. Benjamin McKenzie?
174. Adrian Pasdar OH YEAH!!!
175. Jeremy Piven
176. Justin Timberlake
177. Naveen Andrews ?
178. Vincent Cassel ?
179. Adrian Paul ?
180. Gabriel Byrne If he uses the accent, I'm a goner.
181. Adrian Grenier
182. Daniel Craig
183. Nathan Fillion Not as much as some others on my list, but eventually.
184. Adam Baldwin
185. Ed Quinn
186. Eric Szmanda
187. George Eads
188. Omar Epps
189. Jared Padalecki
190. Christian Kane?
191. Jeffrey Dean Morgan
192. Geoffrey Rush
193. Brandon Routh
194. Chris Lowell ?
195. James Callis?
196. Justin Chambers?
197. Michael Muhney?
198. Matthew Goode
199. Bradley Cooper
200. Burn Gorman
201. Christopher Eccleston
202. David Tennant
203. Tom Felton
204. Daniel Radcliffe
205. Rupert Grint
206. Kevin McKidd?
207. Gaspard Ulliel
208. James McAvoy Maybe...you know...the accent.
209. Zac Efron
210. Jonas Armstrong ?
211. Ed Speelers ?
212. Penn Badgley ?
213. James Lafferty
214. Bryan Greenberg ?
215. Chace Crawford ?
216. Joe Jonas
217. Toby Hemingway ?
218. Dane Cook
219. Travis Wall ?
220. Brad Paisley
221. John Mayer
222. Blake Lewis?
223. TR Knight
224. Hugh Laurie A little more iffy now than two years ago, but if he goes into Jools mode, or at least shaves...I'm right there.
225. David Duchovny
226. Damien Rice?
227. Ozzy Osbourne
228. Tim Daly
229. Matthew Rhys?
230. Robert Downey Jr.
231. Goran Visnjic
232. John Corbett
233. Michael Emerson ?
234. David Hewlett?
235. Robert Knepper I'd hate myself, but...probably.
236. Nestor Carbonell
237. Robert Sean Leonard Another one that's a little iffier, but still...if I had the chance, I'd pretty much have to do it.
238. Zach Gilford?
239. Zachery Levi?
240. Ryan McPartlin ?
241. Penn Badgley ? (What is with the doubles?!)
242. Zachary Quinto
243. Robbie Williams Who do I have to pay?
244. Declan Donnelly ?
245. John Simm Who do I have to kill?
246. Steven Strait?
247. Taylor Kitsch?
248. Lee Pace
249. Rufus Wainwright
250. Justin Chatwin ?
251. Keith Olbermann DUH!
252. Victor Garber
253. Jesse Spencer
254. Bradley Whitford
255. Jeremy Northam
256. Scott Bakula
257. Chris Pine
258. John Cho
259. Craig Ferguson
260. Philip Glenister
261. Jack Coleman
262. Joe Spano