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karaokegal

Never Will I Meme

Oct 11, 2009 14:26

Ganked from speccygeekgrrl

Never Will I Ever meme: Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

(I may also refer you to anything I've already written that I think fits the bill, because I don't expect anyone to know everything I've posted.)

meme, journal

Comments 16

filthgoblin October 11 2009, 22:06:17 UTC

Jack/Ianto domestic fluff

[and I can't tell you how widely I'm grinning typing that. In an eeeevil way...]

karaokegal October 11 2009, 22:12:06 UTC

Two others?

filthgoblin October 12 2009, 07:42:33 UTC

I got a bit carried away with my evil glee then, didn't I?

Yes, two others. Cal/Anne happy ending fic; Annie/Gene established relationship.

karaokegal October 14 2009, 17:05:56 UTC

Be it on your head.
http://karaokegal.livejournal.com/671506.html

Thread 10

lilithisbitter October 11 2009, 22:19:43 UTC

Pimp!Wilson... just, Pimp!Wilson
House's Obsession With Sneakers to the point of being a shopaholic.
Chase's hair is a mood ring... the eviler is he, the prettier it gets.

karaokegal October 18 2009, 20:27:58 UTC

Wilson found the tall blonde sitting at the bus stop, crying. Dark clouds were forming over head and rain was imminent.

“What’s the matter, babe? Pretty girl like you shouldn’t be out here all by yourself.”

“It’s House. He’s been such a bastard. He used me and now…”

“Come on, Cut Throat. I’ll take you out for a nice dinner and then wee’ll get you some clothes. Papa Jimmy’s gonna take care of you from now on.”

She sniffled and nodded sadly. He felt her flinch a bit when he put an arm around her shoulder, but they both new how this was going to work out.

House had put her on the street and Papa Jimmy was the only game in town.

photoash October 12 2009, 01:35:26 UTC

1. House is pregnant with Wilson's Baby

2. House marries Wilson while wearing a white bridal gown and standing under a waterfall in Hawaii.

3. House and Wilson go on a huge adventure in the wake of Wilson diagnosing himself with terminal cancer and at the end commit suicide together.

Did you ever read Strangers in Paradise? Whenever I think of waterfall Hawaiian weddings I think of that comic book :D

karaokegal October 18 2009, 20:37:43 UTC

“Differential diagnosis,” he’d barked at his people, only to have them stare at him in pity.

There was no differential. No last minute revelations that were going to change anything. Just cold hard facts, the ones that House had always claimed such devotion to, and now they were his sworn enemies and no matter how hard he tried House couldn’t intimidate them into changing.

Wilson had cancer.

Wilson was going to die.

The philosopher Jagger was wrong; time was not on his side.

sakinow October 12 2009, 23:29:59 UTC

You wonderful / evil / funny, funny people!

K - I can't wait... :)

karaokegal October 14 2009, 17:07:06 UTC

Very, very evil...but I am more evil than anybody and I have an Icon to prove it.

http://karaokegal.livejournal.com/671506.html