Warning to slashers-Here be Het! House/Cam, Wilson/Cam NC17

[karaokegal]

Written for the backsexy fic-a-thon.

Title: Any Way You Want It
Author: karaokegal
Word Count: 3850
Rating:NC17
Pairings: House/Cameron, Wilson/Cameron
Prompt: #24-“She yielded with a quiver that was like death,,she went all open to him…And oh,,if her were not tender to her now,,how cruel,,for she was all open to him and helpless! D.H. Lawrence. Lady Chatterly’s

Comments

[smquigel]

It was like a roller coaster ride for my tummy. First it leapt, then it sank, and finally it soared.

[karaokegal]

Thank you so much! I kind of went through that writing it.

[obiwankatie]

i thought i was going to have to cry, but that was amazing. you played with my emotions, and for that i hates you. but you wrote, um, the best one shot I've read yet. so i love you forever and stick this in my memories. while also being completely jealous of you for writing this. jealous liek whoa. and maybe i will reread it again.

also, that's the best way that House has asked Cameron to move in with him. He would never actually ask her. he would totally just tell everyone, or else wait for her to stop paying rent. just... PERFECT.

[karaokegal]

Glad you liked and that youi didn't have to cry. Thanks so much for commenting. Glad you thought the move-in bit was in character.

[stephantom]

I liked this a lot. I thought it was very true to the characters. And very depressing... lol. I felt awful for House, who seemed to have gone through the whole thing just to prove that he really is a bastard who will make everyone who cares about him him unhappy. To feel so confident that someone who likes you will end up miserable by being around you more... Eh. Anyway, very nicely done.

One thing, I wasn't quie sure who said which lines at the end... Although I think it actually works either way.

[karaokegal]

Interesting point about the end. I thought it was pretty clear, but maybe I was delusional at that point. If it works either way, all the better. Hope you didn't find miserable!bastard House too repulsive. Thanks for reading and commenting.

[stephantom]

No, not repulsive. Just depressing. Heh.

The last lines.. might just be me being dumb. Heh. But I could see it either was Cameron asking if House will let her go, let her leave, let her live in peace without being obsessed with him, and him saying he doesn't have to do anything because now she's already able to do that, or him asking if she can let him go, stop obsessing over him, and her says she doesn't have to let go of him now because she already has... The second way makes a little more sense and is probably waht you meant, although I read it the other way first, before realizing, wait. lol. I don't know.

Anyway. I liked it a lot.

[starhawk2005]

If she’d known that killing a patient would get her into House’s apartment, she would have tried it before, she thought sarcastically

*lol*

If this was one of House’s jokes, it was extremely elaborate

*lols some more*

“Dr. Cameron will be moving in with me. You all get ten seconds to be scandalized starting… now.”

I can almost see that in my head, playing out in canon. Hee....

“You know, Allison, in case you’ve forgotten, there are men who can do it more than once in a night. Give me a chance to remind you.”

*lol* Good man, Wil.

Oooh, dark and twisted. And plausible. House is a damaged man, and it's totally likely that any H/Cam 'romance' would be just like this. Completely dysfunctional.

Great stuff!

[karaokegal]

This was a hard road for me to go down as an H/W shipper and a slasher in general. I'm glad you were able to pick out the humor amongst the angst.

[karaokegal]

Do you think this would "play" at all if I posted at House_Cameron, or would it get me lynched?

[starhawk2005]

Ooops, I see I'm too late on this one, but just to add my belated 0.02$:

The comm. doesn't generally 'lynch' people unless they're being very rude. I think the worst you could expect is people either ignoring the fic entirely or telling you it's good but they don't see Cam that way.

But yeah, except for rare instances (Stacy) the comm. members are pretty even-tempered. :)

[mikki13]

This was excellent. It was so realistic, and you're right. There were no cliches. You started it off at the perfect point, sent it spiraling into a wonderful plot, and ended it just right. Thank you for creating such an awesome story.

“Now will you let me go?”

“Now I don’t have to.”

Absolutely excellent.

[karaokegal]

There were no cliches. That means a lot and I have to share it with Beta Goddess Carol for helping me steer clear of the evil cliche monster. Thanks for letting me know you liked it.