"Scotch & Soda" House/Cuddy-pre-show drunk!fic

[karaokegal]

Title: Scotch & Soda
Characteres: Greg House, Lisa Cuddy (mention of OFC)
Rating: Slightly adult
Word count: 3758
Summary: When Lisa met Greg.
Warnings: No smut. No spoilers. Lots of alcohol.
A/N-Written for fallen_arazil in gratitude for creating the attached userpic to express my slogan for all fanfic smut: Hot and Well-Written Trumps Everythng. She wanted

Comments

[tigertrapped]

What a sweetie - it's your birthday and you're giving US the gifts! And this one was right up there with Razzle Dazzle Daisy Doll when I was eight; a right little stunner. I scarfed it in one sitting, in fact. So much here to love, especially the slightly softer version of House and Cuddy with her guard down, getting smashed.

“Picking up babes, so I’d appreciate you moving your shapely tuchus. You're cramping my style.” House loosened his tie and made a “shoo” motion before playing a few bars of “Hit the Road Jack”. She didn’t move. He produced an exaggerated expression of surprise that she was still sitting there. “Shall I act like I’m interested in what you’re doing here?”

Perfection, as was the line about the unwanted pregnancy. I loved how House has to share his 'apartment' with a slug - can you imagine him standing for that now? Oh and the comment about House being like a camel made my day because it's what my parents used to say about me as a child - the only one in the family who didn't need a rest-room stop every hour on trips out.

Happy Birthday, and thank you! You know how to celebrate in style!

[karaokegal]

Thank you sweetie. rivers_bendwas absolutely invaluable getting this one into shape.

I guess I remember how it was always incumbent on the birthday brat to bring cupcakes for the rest of the class, so I'm reliving that tradition. I feel so blessed with the goodies I've gotten today. I'll post a master "present" list later so every one can help me enjoy the loot.