Title: Handle With Care
Fandom: Numbers
Pairings: Don/Ian, Don/Charlie
Rating: R
Wordcount: 100
Notes:
Drabble-a-Day 2011. Day 209. Prompt from
numb3rs100. Challenge #326-Blue. Unbeta'd. Comments and concrit welcome.
Warnings: INCEST!
Summary: What happens in Pennsylvania...
“You know what they say…the road from Paradise to Intercourse…”
“Yeah,” Don gasped. He knew. Blue Balls. Right now his didn’t feel blue at all. They felt hot, red and ready to explode. Ian always managed to tease him until the last possible minute, caressing Don’s prick as expertly as he held his guns.
The suspect was pulling a “Witness” somewhere in Amish country and the risque town names had brought out Ian’s chatty side. Generally this was something they did in the dark, without talking. Don preferred to keep it that way.
It felt less like cheating on Charlie.