My meeting is late!
And thus, I am stalling.
1. My car was broken into...again. Technically, the failure to lock it was my own. However, I was tired...and I blame a plethora of others...specifically the petting zoo that is my house and the neighbors inability to turn off their lights. On the bright side, nothing was taken. Once again, my N'Sync CD was unharmed, which makes me question just what these dastardly villains were after! The times I locked my car, the windows were broken too. Ergo, it makes economic sense to leave it unlocked.
2. I went home for dinner a few night ago. I walked in and my mother hit me with questions. It went a little something like this:
Mom: Did you stay up late last night?
Me: Umm...I worked until 1 a.m...but no, not especially.
Mom: So, you ALWAYS look like that?!
Me: :(
Mom: Other than work, what do you do?
Me: Well, I...
Mom: Are you meeting nice boys?
Me: I uh...
Mom: I don't think you are putting yourself out there enough.
Me: I get to know plenty of nice men...I just don't always get their name. :D
Mom: Did you join a gym yet?
Me: Actually, the nice men provide the exercise.
Mom: You need a haircut. And I don't find these joke particularly funny.
Me: \o/
3. No...we still have not confronted the roommate about punching in the walls. Yes, we are weenies. We can admit it. But we don't have punched in faces. It's a compromise really.
4. I am making small strides towards becoming a pool shark. I have yet to figure out how I can be so proficient at hitting in the white and black balls...but none of the others. Obviously I have incredible talent...just the wrong kind.
5. I have a million stories about my kitten Giles. None of which anyone but me cares about. So, I shall spare you. Remember my generosity the next time you feel compelled to post that particularly long LJ quiz all your friends took.
6. I have a million stories about Aleena. But she is still on my friends list. :(
The lady I am meeting is now 30 minutes late. This is ridiculous! My time is valuable! I left Aleena at home trying to make a pineapple upside down cake. She was a little confused at how to get the fruit out of the pineapple. I COULD BE MOCKING!!
1. My car was broken into...again. Technically, the failure to lock it was my own. However, I was tired...and I blame a plethora of others...specifically the petting zoo that is my house and the neighbors inability to turn off their lights. On the bright side, nothing was taken. Once again, my N'Sync CD was unharmed, which makes me question just what these dastardly villains were after! The times I locked my car, the windows were broken too. Ergo, it makes economic sense to leave it unlocked.
2. I went home for dinner a few night ago. I walked in and my mother hit me with questions. It went a little something like this:
Mom: Did you stay up late last night?
Me: Umm...I worked until 1 a.m...but no, not especially.
Mom: So, you ALWAYS look like that?!
Me: :(
Mom: Other than work, what do you do?
Me: Well, I...
Mom: Are you meeting nice boys?
Me: I uh...
Mom: I don't think you are putting yourself out there enough.
Me: I get to know plenty of nice men...I just don't always get their name. :D
Mom: Did you join a gym yet?
Me: Actually, the nice men provide the exercise.
Mom: You need a haircut. And I don't find these joke particularly funny.
Me: \o/
3. No...we still have not confronted the roommate about punching in the walls. Yes, we are weenies. We can admit it. But we don't have punched in faces. It's a compromise really.
4. I am making small strides towards becoming a pool shark. I have yet to figure out how I can be so proficient at hitting in the white and black balls...but none of the others. Obviously I have incredible talent...just the wrong kind.
5. I have a million stories about my kitten Giles. None of which anyone but me cares about. So, I shall spare you. Remember my generosity the next time you feel compelled to post that particularly long LJ quiz all your friends took.
6. I have a million stories about Aleena. But she is still on my friends list. :(
The lady I am meeting is now 30 minutes late. This is ridiculous! My time is valuable! I left Aleena at home trying to make a pineapple upside down cake. She was a little confused at how to get the fruit out of the pineapple. I COULD BE MOCKING!!