Just imagine, just imagine
If ants were called elephants and elephants, ants
I'd be able to squash an elephant
Just imagine
And what would happen if stars
Never came out but only went in
Just imagine
When I grow up I'm gonna be an actor
I think I'll be the good guy
Cause people like the good guy
And then I'll catch the crinimal
And then I'll decide to maybe shoot him on the spot
And if I let him go I'll tell him to get out of town
Before it's too late
I'll fix his wagons
And anyway if I'm an actor
I'll always get into movies
For nothing
Boy wouldn't it be swell
If shouldn't meant should
It's on the practically unfindable Mommy Gimme a Drinka Water, an album Danny Kaye put out in the 1960s. We had the record and listened to it all the time when I was a kid. You can download it
here; some kind soul copied her record to mp3 since you can't get the album on CD or anything.