THIS IS A POST ABOUT HOW DANY HEATLEY IS A LIAR
Because he is! Saying Cat didn't send him, and then Cat saying she didn't send him, and I know you did, Catherine Anne Reddick! You're all liars (And/or Christian totally not telling the complete truth-ers) and I cannot believe you!
So, Dany promised me a curl in the mail to make up for being a LIAR and LYING to me about Cat's wicked manipulation-to-make-me-post powers. And you're supposed to be a national hero, how can you ever do that if you lie to innocent, sweet little girls like me? You'll run out of curls you'll have to mail so many out, and did you know how high the cost of post is in Canada these days?
In other news, I get to experience Easter egg hunts, the Reddick way. That probably deserves an exclamation mark, but I'm trying to appear mature. And, um, hey Cat? Is... Lent over? Because I'm pretty sure it must at least be close and I have this new soap.
And um. Yeah. I'm loved, I get to spend Easter with the coolest girl in the whole wild world, and I get Dany's hair. Life seems pretty nice, doesn't it?
(YES DANY I AM STILL ANGRY AND JUST HIDING IT. YOU HAD BETTER FEDEX IT TO ME OR I WILL NOT BE APPEASED, LIKE, EVER.)
So, Dany promised me a curl in the mail to make up for being a LIAR and LYING to me about Cat's wicked manipulation-to-make-me-post powers. And you're supposed to be a national hero, how can you ever do that if you lie to innocent, sweet little girls like me? You'll run out of curls you'll have to mail so many out, and did you know how high the cost of post is in Canada these days?
In other news, I get to experience Easter egg hunts, the Reddick way. That probably deserves an exclamation mark, but I'm trying to appear mature. And, um, hey Cat? Is... Lent over? Because I'm pretty sure it must at least be close and I have this new soap.
And um. Yeah. I'm loved, I get to spend Easter with the coolest girl in the whole wild world, and I get Dany's hair. Life seems pretty nice, doesn't it?
(YES DANY I AM STILL ANGRY AND JUST HIDING IT. YOU HAD BETTER FEDEX IT TO ME OR I WILL NOT BE APPEASED, LIKE, EVER.)