A blonde and her two horses
A Blonde and Her Two Horses
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which.
A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse, and that worked
great until the other horse got
his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like the
other horse's tail, and our blonde
friend was stuck again.
The neighbor then suggested she notch the ear of one horse. That worked fine
until the other horse
caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again, our friend couldn't tell
them apart.
The neighbor finally suggested she measure the horses for height. When she
did, she was very pleased to
find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black one.
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which.
A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse, and that worked
great until the other horse got
his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like the
other horse's tail, and our blonde
friend was stuck again.
The neighbor then suggested she notch the ear of one horse. That worked fine
until the other horse
caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again, our friend couldn't tell
them apart.
The neighbor finally suggested she measure the horses for height. When she
did, she was very pleased to
find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black one.