Voila!
Я бы подискутировала на тему использования разных языков, но надо идти на работу, вернемся к этому вечером. Оставляю на чем поразмышлять:
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
"How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?"
If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?
What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?
If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
How come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to
eat a big one?
Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment you killed her?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to
hit in case of an accident?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?
Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?
How come you can kill a deer and put it on your wall but it's illegal to keep them as a pet?
What do vegetarians feed their dogs?
Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
Does it really count in court when an atheist is sworn in under oath using a Bible?
If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?
If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?
Why do police officers wear tight clothes and dressy shoes? wouldn't that make them slower when chasing someone?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
If the weather man says "it's a 50% chance of rain" does that mean he has no idea if its going to rain or not?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
If Sunday is the holy day of rest why do we have to get up early for church?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
If our planet is inhabited with creatures made by God...is it possible that there's another planet inhabited with creatures made by the Devil?
Why do people, such as S.W.A.T or Seals wear the bulletproof vests where you can see them? Wouldn’t people aim for their head or crotch?
How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Do they re-use body bags? Or do they throw them away and get new ones? The people using them wouldn’t care anyway?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway?
Why is that when fish die in water, they float to the top, but when humans die in water, they sink to the bottom?
Did you know there is a page 666 in The Bible?
If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?
If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?
Why is Bra singular and Panties plural?
What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?
If I think, and therefore I am, am I just a thought?
What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?
Why does the label on children’s Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles when it's for CHILDREN!?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
If the energizer bunny attacks someone, is he charged with battery?
If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?
Is atheism is a non-prophet organization?
Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?
Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights?
What does OK actually mean?
Why do the call the angel of death an angel if all it does is bring pain and suffering?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?
Do vampires get AIDS?
Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?
If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
Why is a person that handles your money called a BROKER?
If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?
how can you chop down a tree and then chop it up?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
if you fed a bee nothing but oranges, would it start making marmalade?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why is it good to be a Daddy's girl, but bad to be a Momma's boy?
How does Santa get into a house that doesn't have a chimney?
If you lived in Siberia and you wronged the Russians government, where would they send you?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?
What should you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?