what an interesting smell you've discovered.

Aug 15, 2009 22:37

We had two bags of black-eyed peas in the freezer since we moved in.  No one remembers who bought them, so they've just been sitting for eight months.  I decided to do something with them tonight.

I had never made black-eyed peas, but from what I could figure, it looks like you cook them like you would beans.  No problem.  Me and beans are good buddies.  I went looking for a recipe that dealt with black-eyed peas, but everything I found seemed to involve ham in some fashion.  Not going to work.  However, I did find a recipe for dal, which is a kind of Indian dish that you eat on top of rice.  I figured I could just swap lentils for black-eyed peas, and proceed on my merry way and wow did I ever figure wrong.

After I I tossed everything in the big pot, I set it to simmer for a while, then a few minutes later-- whoa.  There was a strange garbage-y smell emanating from the kitchen.  I don't know whether it was the black-eyed peas or the tumeric, but something was definitely not right.  I soldiered on thinking maybe it would get better once it cooked for a while, but sadly, no.

The finished dish looks like a sort of yellow-green vomit.  Smells like Satan's burning garbage.  Weirdly.. it tastes ok.  Not awful.  Not great.  Certainly nowhere near the crack-a-roni and cheese that I made last week.

I don't usually fuck up a dish beyond all hope of saving it, so I think this is a first, ehe.  I'll have to see if thefreak , the scourge of the buffet line and plunderer of picnics, can face off with it.

epilogue: the epic stench has abated a little now that the dal isn't boiling, but it still smells like curried fart.

cooking, horror

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