wasting time...
RED
1. Closest red thing to you?
I have some roses on my desk-- I caught the bouquet at Mike and Liz's wedding. Feel free to razz thefreak about it. :P
2. Last thing to make you angry?
You're reprinting it? It'll be late? Fuck me, we have to screen this! How long do I have to stay here?
3. Do you have a temper?
I'm usually pretty unflappable.
4. Are you a fan of romance?
Not the Hallmark-wine-cheesy novels-candles-smooth jazz-Fabio kind. But chucking rocks at Fabio with my sweetie would be kind of romantic.
ORANGE
1. Closest orange thing to you:
The basket with my bills in it is kind of orangey.
2. Do you like to burn things?:
The basket with my bills in it...
3. Dress up for Halloween?
Hell yes.
4. Are you usually a warm-hearted person?
Depends on the other person.
5. Do you have anything against redheaded people?
Uh. No.
6. Are you usually full of energy?
I like to sleep.
YELLOW
1. Closest yellow thing to you?
A plastic souvenir elephant from the LA Zoo.
2. The happiest time[s] of your life?
Just one?
3. Favorite holiday?
Christmas.
4. Are you a coward?
Sometimes.
5. Do you burn or tan?
Broil.
GREEN
1. Closest green thing to you?
HULK SHAKE! HULK LOVE HULK SHAKE!
2. Do you care about the enviroment?
Oh, of course not. Fuck recycling! We should strip-mine the whole planet and throw down more subdivisions of tacky stucco houses with an SUV in every driveway because global warming is a liberal myth and it's our right as Americans and what kind of stupid question is this anyway?
3. Are you jealous of anyone right now?
That would be kind of pointless, eh?
4. Are you a lucky person?
Way luckier than I have any right to be.
5. Do you always want what you can't have?
Eh? Wanting things, like being ambitious? Or wanting things you can't afford?
6. Do you like being outdoors?
I like the Outdoors, but the Outdoors hates my guts.
7. Are you Irish?
I don't think so.
BLUE
1. Closest blue thing to you?
My voter guide, which is a rant for another time.
2. Are you good at calming people down?
I think so.
3. Do you like the sea?
Yup. Anyone wanna go to the beach?
4. What was the last thing that made you cry?
None o your beeswax.
5. Are you a logical thinker?
Elvis.
6. Can you sleep easily?
I sleep like the dead.
PURPLE
1. Last purple thing you saw?
Mogwai is shedding on my purple blanket as I type.
2. Like being treated to expensive things?
Who doesn't?
3. Do you like mysterious things?
Mystery novels annoy me, but I like puzzles.
4. Favorite type of chocolate?
In chunks, mixed with ice cream.
5. Ever met anyone in royalty?
Not yet. I'd like to meet Prince.
PINK
1. Closest pink thing to you?
Pink is kind of banished from this house.
2. Do you like sweet things?
Mmm. Lemonheads.
3. Like play-fighting?
I just tried to attack Coleman and got aikid-0wnd.
4. Are you sensitive?
I'm sensitive to all kinds of pollen and dust, spores, grass, weeds, poison oak, some pets, cleaning chemicals, Neosporin, heat, and bright lights.
5. Do you like music?
Duh.
WHITE
1. Closest white thing to you?
My pasty butt.
2. Would you say you're innocent?
Heh. Not really.
3. Good at keeping the peace?
Excellent.
4. How do you imagine your wedding?
Complicated.
5. Do you like to play in the snow?
Snow?
6. Are you afraid of going to the doctors or dentist?
Nope.
BLACK
1. Closest black thing to you?
I'm wearing my VNV hoodie.
2. Ever enjoy hurting people?
No!
3. Are you sophisticated or silly?
I try to be sophisticated, but end up looking silly.
4. Do you want to go into space?
Oh my god YES.
5. Do you have a lot of secrets?
Not too much.
6. What is your favorite color?
Dark green.
7. Does the color you wear affect your mood?
No. Unless it's pink.
1. Closest red thing to you?
I have some roses on my desk-- I caught the bouquet at Mike and Liz's wedding. Feel free to razz thefreak about it. :P
2. Last thing to make you angry?
You're reprinting it? It'll be late? Fuck me, we have to screen this! How long do I have to stay here?
3. Do you have a temper?
I'm usually pretty unflappable.
4. Are you a fan of romance?
Not the Hallmark-wine-cheesy novels-candles-smooth jazz-Fabio kind. But chucking rocks at Fabio with my sweetie would be kind of romantic.
ORANGE
1. Closest orange thing to you:
The basket with my bills in it is kind of orangey.
2. Do you like to burn things?:
The basket with my bills in it...
3. Dress up for Halloween?
Hell yes.
4. Are you usually a warm-hearted person?
Depends on the other person.
5. Do you have anything against redheaded people?
Uh. No.
6. Are you usually full of energy?
I like to sleep.
YELLOW
1. Closest yellow thing to you?
A plastic souvenir elephant from the LA Zoo.
2. The happiest time[s] of your life?
Just one?
3. Favorite holiday?
Christmas.
4. Are you a coward?
Sometimes.
5. Do you burn or tan?
Broil.
GREEN
1. Closest green thing to you?
HULK SHAKE! HULK LOVE HULK SHAKE!
2. Do you care about the enviroment?
Oh, of course not. Fuck recycling! We should strip-mine the whole planet and throw down more subdivisions of tacky stucco houses with an SUV in every driveway because global warming is a liberal myth and it's our right as Americans and what kind of stupid question is this anyway?
3. Are you jealous of anyone right now?
That would be kind of pointless, eh?
4. Are you a lucky person?
Way luckier than I have any right to be.
5. Do you always want what you can't have?
Eh? Wanting things, like being ambitious? Or wanting things you can't afford?
6. Do you like being outdoors?
I like the Outdoors, but the Outdoors hates my guts.
7. Are you Irish?
I don't think so.
BLUE
1. Closest blue thing to you?
My voter guide, which is a rant for another time.
2. Are you good at calming people down?
I think so.
3. Do you like the sea?
Yup. Anyone wanna go to the beach?
4. What was the last thing that made you cry?
None o your beeswax.
5. Are you a logical thinker?
Elvis.
6. Can you sleep easily?
I sleep like the dead.
PURPLE
1. Last purple thing you saw?
Mogwai is shedding on my purple blanket as I type.
2. Like being treated to expensive things?
Who doesn't?
3. Do you like mysterious things?
Mystery novels annoy me, but I like puzzles.
4. Favorite type of chocolate?
In chunks, mixed with ice cream.
5. Ever met anyone in royalty?
Not yet. I'd like to meet Prince.
PINK
1. Closest pink thing to you?
Pink is kind of banished from this house.
2. Do you like sweet things?
Mmm. Lemonheads.
3. Like play-fighting?
I just tried to attack Coleman and got aikid-0wnd.
4. Are you sensitive?
I'm sensitive to all kinds of pollen and dust, spores, grass, weeds, poison oak, some pets, cleaning chemicals, Neosporin, heat, and bright lights.
5. Do you like music?
Duh.
WHITE
1. Closest white thing to you?
My pasty butt.
2. Would you say you're innocent?
Heh. Not really.
3. Good at keeping the peace?
Excellent.
4. How do you imagine your wedding?
Complicated.
5. Do you like to play in the snow?
Snow?
6. Are you afraid of going to the doctors or dentist?
Nope.
BLACK
1. Closest black thing to you?
I'm wearing my VNV hoodie.
2. Ever enjoy hurting people?
No!
3. Are you sophisticated or silly?
I try to be sophisticated, but end up looking silly.
4. Do you want to go into space?
Oh my god YES.
5. Do you have a lot of secrets?
Not too much.
6. What is your favorite color?
Dark green.
7. Does the color you wear affect your mood?
No. Unless it's pink.