This site is turning into a major time-suck. Advertising and random old-timey junk and this guy must have the best garage ever. :D
OMG OMG OMG OMG. Woman! Take your drugs so you can make me some bacon!
ARRRGH! I can't deal with the housework! My house is a pigsty! I guess I could make my husband help, or we could just mop the floor every *other* day, or-- what's this? Speed? Thanks a lot, Dr. Asshole.
Coke? That'll get him better in no time!
Tee-hee.