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so today at lunch, I'm eating my usual five Laffy Taffys. I came across this joke that was completely horribly lame. I mean this joke is even below the ridiculously low Laffy Taffy humor standards.
Q: WHAT DID THE POTATO SAY TO THE COW?
I'll bet you're already laughing. Because potatoes don't talk. But here's the real kicker:
A: "GIVE ME SOME MILK AND WE CAN MAKE MASHED POTATOES."
what the fuck? That's so horribly not funny that I laughed so hard I cried at lunch. That joke made me want to end my life. And fortunately, they printed the NAME of the little kid who sent the joke to them.
TIMMY LAFAYETTE. LITTLETON, MS
little Timmy is fucking dead. He'll be swimming with the fish by Friday afternoon. Cement shoes. As soon as I figure out which state MS is the abbreviation for.
Today's AP psych test wasn't too bad, I know I got a few questions wrong but no big deal. And the thing we did at the end was weird. We had to either choose to have 5 or 15 points added to our grade - but the catch was that if three or more people chose 15, then no one got any points. Nobody ended up getting any points. Damn those social traps.
I need to feel happy. That would be good right about now. I talked to Meg today and things went alright but I still feel shitty. I guess I'm not feeling too confident lately. I think I'll go wash my bike. For some reason that always makes me happy.
"and I want to know, have you ever seen the rain
coming down on a sunny day"
Q: WHAT DID THE POTATO SAY TO THE COW?
I'll bet you're already laughing. Because potatoes don't talk. But here's the real kicker:
A: "GIVE ME SOME MILK AND WE CAN MAKE MASHED POTATOES."
what the fuck? That's so horribly not funny that I laughed so hard I cried at lunch. That joke made me want to end my life. And fortunately, they printed the NAME of the little kid who sent the joke to them.
TIMMY LAFAYETTE. LITTLETON, MS
little Timmy is fucking dead. He'll be swimming with the fish by Friday afternoon. Cement shoes. As soon as I figure out which state MS is the abbreviation for.
Today's AP psych test wasn't too bad, I know I got a few questions wrong but no big deal. And the thing we did at the end was weird. We had to either choose to have 5 or 15 points added to our grade - but the catch was that if three or more people chose 15, then no one got any points. Nobody ended up getting any points. Damn those social traps.
I need to feel happy. That would be good right about now. I talked to Meg today and things went alright but I still feel shitty. I guess I'm not feeling too confident lately. I think I'll go wash my bike. For some reason that always makes me happy.
"and I want to know, have you ever seen the rain
coming down on a sunny day"