I Have Big News
It's been a long time coming, my friends. After more than a decade of confinement by my own flesh and blood...
THE HOSTAGES HAVE BEEN RETURNED
That's right, my little sister FINALLY returned the 90210 dolls she stole from me when we were kids. Sunday evening, I reunited with Brandon, Dylan, Donna, Brenda and Kelly, after wondering for years whatever became of them.
Alysia's boyfriend informed me that before she even told me she had them, she checked Ebay to see if they were worth anything for her to SELL THEM. Fortunately, they weren't, so "her" trash became my treasure. And now they sit, it their proper place:
Proudly displayed on my mantel.
Youth of today need to know their ROOTS. After all, Dylan McKay was the very first SITUATION.
He just didn't feel the need to give it a fancy name.
THE HOSTAGES HAVE BEEN RETURNED
That's right, my little sister FINALLY returned the 90210 dolls she stole from me when we were kids. Sunday evening, I reunited with Brandon, Dylan, Donna, Brenda and Kelly, after wondering for years whatever became of them.
Alysia's boyfriend informed me that before she even told me she had them, she checked Ebay to see if they were worth anything for her to SELL THEM. Fortunately, they weren't, so "her" trash became my treasure. And now they sit, it their proper place:
Proudly displayed on my mantel.
Youth of today need to know their ROOTS. After all, Dylan McKay was the very first SITUATION.
He just didn't feel the need to give it a fancy name.