Let me share with you an email I just discovered
Ladies_man01
21 / M / Straight / Available
Saint Peters, Missouri (31 miles)
hey beautiful would you like to chat some time
Feb. 23, 2010 - 4:00pm
Romance is what I would put in your life I would have you wake up to brakefast in bed in morings and have you come home to rose padles leading to a hot tub with a shampagne bottle with a note saying how much you mean to me . please just give me one chance and i swear you won't be making a mistake. I hope this does not scare you a way your just very goregous and i completely new to this. and i just want you to know your beauty had caught my eyes.
i know you probably won't message me back but i just want to say you look amazing for your age and look like you could keep up with me lol if your serious on what you put down on your profile i'll serious would give you pleasure for life time i would give you my heart and soul just to make sure your happy day by day if this what your looking for please message me back or message me.
First of all, lets just glance over the obvious lolz and skip right to the FOR MY AGE comment. WTF? I'm 28. Is that OLD to a 21 year old?
Lets move along to his profile:
"i am wanting to become a architech i am going to college for master degree"
I'm not saying that people lie on the internet but...
Maybe he just gets by on his looks, because according to his profile:
"I a tall sharp looking character"
And just for fun:
- You should message me if -
"you are bi-sexual and sexually fustraded because like i said i love pleasing females so if you ever lonly send me message and we can see where that will take us hopefully to the bed room lol ;) "
I'll just give this the doombeast challenge tag, so we can be reminded of how glorious online dating is.