Hi there
I'm in a fairly good mood today, not completely sure why. I'm not gonna complain though. I've got two things to talk about in this entry, one a humorous topic and the other a more serious subject that I'll give you a chance to skip if you want. Oh and in this entry I'd love some feedback from female perspectives if I can get any to read this lol.
Anyway this girl from my department at work was talking about the guy that she's been talking to. They apparently had sex but he was so bad that she was sitting there chewing gum and blowing bubbles waiting for him to finish up. She felt bad because he was trying so hard, but he just was horrible. It amazes me how much women put up with just to make the guy happy. Anyway I started making jokes about that guy since she said that it was a total waste of her night. Stuff like "oh hey baby can you pass the hot sauce, I wanna eat some wings. No don't stop what you doing, don't mind me, keep going" or "hey baby you mind turning your head? CSI is coming on. Sure that feels good, but be a little quieter, I want to see the new evidence they found." lol stuff like that. Come up with something like that and reply to this entry, make it funny. I want another good laugh.
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On another note, God has been really good to me. Just random things like work letting me off randomly (for no reason) on a day that I needed it stuff like that. I have an interesting relationship with God. I don't go to church because I don't think they have it right. When I pray I don't pray in the normal manner "oh gracious Lord we give thanks... etc." stuff. With me it's more like I'm picking up the phone and calling my best friend who knows absolutely everything about me (including the skeletons I keep locked under key) and that I just talk to like a normal person. I mean I understand that he's all powerful, but I don't see that as a reason to change how I act, especially around someone that truely knows who I am.
Anyway this girl from my department at work was talking about the guy that she's been talking to. They apparently had sex but he was so bad that she was sitting there chewing gum and blowing bubbles waiting for him to finish up. She felt bad because he was trying so hard, but he just was horrible. It amazes me how much women put up with just to make the guy happy. Anyway I started making jokes about that guy since she said that it was a total waste of her night. Stuff like "oh hey baby can you pass the hot sauce, I wanna eat some wings. No don't stop what you doing, don't mind me, keep going" or "hey baby you mind turning your head? CSI is coming on. Sure that feels good, but be a little quieter, I want to see the new evidence they found." lol stuff like that. Come up with something like that and reply to this entry, make it funny. I want another good laugh.
(can stop here)
On another note, God has been really good to me. Just random things like work letting me off randomly (for no reason) on a day that I needed it stuff like that. I have an interesting relationship with God. I don't go to church because I don't think they have it right. When I pray I don't pray in the normal manner "oh gracious Lord we give thanks... etc." stuff. With me it's more like I'm picking up the phone and calling my best friend who knows absolutely everything about me (including the skeletons I keep locked under key) and that I just talk to like a normal person. I mean I understand that he's all powerful, but I don't see that as a reason to change how I act, especially around someone that truely knows who I am.