Meme answers!
Here's my character list:
1. Howard Wolowitz (Big Bang Theory)
2. Neville Longbottom (Harry Potter)
3. DEATH (Good Omens)
4. Timmy Callahan (Donald Strachey Mysteries)
5. Bridget Jones (Bridget Jones’s Diary)
6. Ianto Jones (Torchwood)
7. Ed, nee Françoise Appledehli (Cowboy Bebop)
8. Turanga Leela (Futurama)
9. River Tam (Firefly)
10. Han Solo (Star Wars)
11. Felix Gaeta (BSG)
12. Dr. Horrible (Dr. Horrible)
13. Anastasia “Dee” Dualla (BSG)
14. Nancy Drew (Nancy Drew Mysteries)
15. Brittany S. Pierce (Glee)
Neville Longbottom (2) accidentally travels back in time and finds himself in Ancient Rome. Who'll find him first, Felix Gaeta (11) or Timmy Callahan (4)? Will they all die?
I think Felix’s navigational skills will give him a leg up on Timmy on this one, but Timmy wouldn’t be far behind, given all that he’s picked up about sleuthing from living with Donald for so many years. They would do quite well in Ancient Rome, I think. Felix and Timmy’s organizational skills are amazing, so they could easily find work managing some Senator’s huge estate. Neville is a little too nice for Rome, so they would care for him until he figured out a way to reverse the spell that accidentally brought him to Rome instead of transfiguring a balloon into a roma tomato as he was trying to do. Neville whisks Timmy back to Donald when Neville goes back to the modern era, but I’m not so sure Felix wants to leave. I mean, if his other option is Earth, 148,000 BC, I think he’s going to stick with Rome.
Han Solo (10), Felix Gaeta (11) and Dr. Horrible (12) get kittens. What do they name them, and who do the kittens love the best?
Han names his kitten “Mini Chewy,” because it’s a honey-brown color that reminds him of his seven-foot-tall fuzzball friend. Felix names his kitten “Spock,” because he’s totally the type to give pets TV/movie character names, and he just saw the new Star Trek (and he might have a little crush on someone but thinks it’s a bit too creepy to name a kitten “Zachary Quinto”). Dr. Horrible says that his kitten is named “Fang” and will grow up to be a guard cat, but he secretly calls it “Penny,” because he still misses her. Of course, since cats always go for the person in the room who acts the least interested in them, they go for Han and prove that there’s an old softy underneath the gruff exterior.
River Tam's (9) secret fantasy, and what happens when DEATH (3) (and maybe Ed (7)) try to act it out for River?
Ha. River has a secret fantasy, but very, very few people can understand it at all. It is clear that it has something to do with vestigial time measurement, rainbow frost, and things that go squish in a good way when you step on them. Lucky for River, Ed is one of those elite few who is weird enough to actually have some idea of what she’s talking about. Ed prepares a virtual reality computer program for River, and that seems to make River happy. DEATH simply sits in the corner, scratches his head, and waits, because he knows he’ll have plenty of dead to collect if he hangs around these two crazily destructive young ladies long enough.
Howard Wolowitz (1) and Brittany (15) accidentally start the end of the world. How did they do it and how did Nancy Drew (14), River Tam (9) and Felix Gaeta (11) prevent the apocalypse?
Finally fed up with Sheldon making fun of him for only having a Master’s degree, Wolowitz gets a job with CERN in Switzerland, working on the LHC. Wolowitz, being a sucker for a pretty face and a slammin’ body, invites Adult!Brittany to his lab, trying to woo her with his intellect/blind her with science. Little did he know what a task that would be.
As Wolowitz tries to impress Brittany with his knowledge of the Higgs boson (to which Brittany answers, “I watched Boson the Clown all the time when I was a kid. Never knew his first name was Higgs”), Brittany presses a button that brings about cataclysmic failures in the...oh, some kind of system has cataclysmic failures, which if unchecked will create mini black holes that will grow by sucking more and more matter into them until they eat the galaxy.
It’s a good thing for the galaxy, then, that the crack team of Nancy Drew, River Tam, and Felix Gaeta are on the case. Seriously, could you ask for a better trio to avert disaster? Between Felix and River, they have the technological know-how to stop the catastrophe, if they can only get at the super-secret, well-guarded controls. Nancy can sneak them past almost anything, and when she can’t, River has no problem knocking out the guards.
DEATH (3) and Ed (7) go on a road trip together. Where did they go and did they get there without killing or falling in love with each other?
Ed decides they should go to Ganymede, one of Jupiter’s moons, because it’s round and shiny like a grape and aren’t grapes yummy? DEATH shrugs in acquiescence, because he can find work anywhere. I think Ed and DEATH would get along pretty well. She’s the only person in existence with whom DEATH can play chess who 1) is a worthy adversary and 2) completely misses any The Seventh Seal irony the situation presents.
Bridget Jones (5) is desperately in love with Turanga Leela (8). Any chance of something happening there?
You know, this might actually work. Bridget could use a little of Leela’s brand of girl power. Leela could use a little of Bridget’s light-heartedness and loving acceptance (“I like you, just the way you are.”) Just so long as Bridget didn’t try to keep up with Bender when drinking. And Fry would spend the rest of his life excusing himself whenever in their presence to ponder a threesome in private…
Ianto Jones (6) is playing marry, shag, cliff, and his options are Ed (7), Brittany (15), and Wolowitz (1). How does he choose?
Oh, dear. I am so, so sorry, Ianto! Okay, first, to get past the underage problem, we’ll pretend Ed and Brittany are all grown up. For quite possibly the first time in history, Wolowitz earns the “marry” spot. Ianto likes smart, sassy men, and Ed and Brittany are just way too ditzy for Ianto to be able to stand them for long stretches. Adult!Brittany is definitely the shag-she must’ve picked up some skills when she made out with every boy at McKinley High, including the gay kid. That means Ed goes off the cliff-sorry, Ed!
DEATH (3) and Nancy Drew (14) are arrested for conspiracy to commit a crime, and Dr. Horrible (12) is also arrested for being an accessory after the fact. What crime did DEATH and Nancy Drew commit and how did Dr. Horrible help them afterwards?
Well, they’re charged with murder. Here’s the thing, though: of all people, DEATH and Nancy Drew are the least likely to have actually committed the murder. Their alibis for being at the murder scene are excellent: DEATH was there in his professional capacity, but you can hardly blame him for the murder (well, at least any more than you can blame him for every murder, but all I’m saying is he had a legit reason for being there). Nancy Drew, of course, was investigating the jewel-smuggling ring in which the murder victim was involved, and she was simply putting her nose in other people’s business at the wrong time.
However, neither of them were keen on being arrested, so Dr. Horrible helped them escape their captors. He aimed the new-and-improved Freeze Ray at the cop car, intending to freeze the wheels, as if the driver were applying the brakes. It didn’t go quite as planned, and he froze the driver instead. Everything worked out fine, though. The frozen driver smashed the car into a lamppost, which gave Dr. Horrible the opportunity to free Nancy and DEATH from the car and flee to safety.
Dr. Horrible (12) and Ianto Jones (6) walk into a bar, and get into a bar fight. Ed (7) and Wolowitz (1) are there. Do those two help? Are they on the opposite side? What happens? What started the fight anyway?
It must have been something bad, because Ianto is known for being pretty unflappable, and Dr. Horrible has gotten really good at keeping his head down around bullies. Ooh, I know! Captain John Hart time-agents his way into the bar! Captain John is one of the few people who has ever pissed Ianto off enough that he’s tried to take a shot at him.
So, anyway, Captain John shows up, calls Ianto “Eyecandy” again, and Ianto decides to punch him for that time he killed Jack and almost killed everybody else. Dr. Horrible joins in the fray because Ianto has told him stories about Captain John, and he thinks Captain John is Evil League of Evil material: yes, he has that little murder addiction problem, but he’s smart and sarcastic and probably great fun at Villain Parties. He fights Captain John because Ianto told Dr. Horrible all about Captain John, including the fact that he enjoys a good fistfight (though Ianto left out the part about how Captain John sees it as a form of foreplay, but that’s a minor detail). I imagine Captain John toys with them while it’s fun, then plays dirty and freezes or controls them with some sort of alien tech for a laugh.
Ed and Wolowitz have no interest in joining this fight. Ed’s on her computer, investigating “that timey-wimey whoopsiedaisie thingie the guy in the red coat used to pop in here,” and Wolowitz is capturing the fight with his cell phone camera so he can post it on YouTube later (and lamenting that a chick fight of such epic proportions would’ve gotten so many more hits than this will, but oh well).
Write a drabble in which Bridget Jones (5) and Wolowitz (1) go shopping together. What they're shopping for is entirely up to you.
Bridget spun around slowly in front of the three-way mirror. “This dress makes my arse look fat, doesn’t it? Howard?”
Howard’s jaw had dropped nearly to his ankles. There might have even been a little drool. “Looks good from where I’m sitting. Really good.”
Bridget gave him a long, hard look and realized her mistake. “You said you were a pouf, but you just wanted an excuse to stare at my arse without looking pervy!”
Howard cringed and smiled self-deprecatingly. “Can’t blame a guy for trying, right?” When Bridget’s expression didn’t soften, he repeated a little bit more worriedly, “Right?”
Ianto Jones (6) decides to wear the classic Six dress from BSG. How awkward/hot is this and which of the other 15 would do it better?
Bwahaha! Ianto could rock the Six dress. It would be incredibly awkward, but he’d make it work. I need to link the wedding dress scene, if I can find it. As for somebody else? I think Leela could pull off the Six dress, so long as her purple hair didn’t clash with the red fabric too much.
Found it:
Under what circumstances might Harold Wolowitz (1), Turanga Leela (8) and Dee (13) have a threesome?
In Howard’s wet dreams? ;) No, actually, Howard has probably had that fantasy-right up there with Starbuck in the bubble bath with him.
1. Howard Wolowitz (Big Bang Theory)
2. Neville Longbottom (Harry Potter)
3. DEATH (Good Omens)
4. Timmy Callahan (Donald Strachey Mysteries)
5. Bridget Jones (Bridget Jones’s Diary)
6. Ianto Jones (Torchwood)
7. Ed, nee Françoise Appledehli (Cowboy Bebop)
8. Turanga Leela (Futurama)
9. River Tam (Firefly)
10. Han Solo (Star Wars)
11. Felix Gaeta (BSG)
12. Dr. Horrible (Dr. Horrible)
13. Anastasia “Dee” Dualla (BSG)
14. Nancy Drew (Nancy Drew Mysteries)
15. Brittany S. Pierce (Glee)
Neville Longbottom (2) accidentally travels back in time and finds himself in Ancient Rome. Who'll find him first, Felix Gaeta (11) or Timmy Callahan (4)? Will they all die?
I think Felix’s navigational skills will give him a leg up on Timmy on this one, but Timmy wouldn’t be far behind, given all that he’s picked up about sleuthing from living with Donald for so many years. They would do quite well in Ancient Rome, I think. Felix and Timmy’s organizational skills are amazing, so they could easily find work managing some Senator’s huge estate. Neville is a little too nice for Rome, so they would care for him until he figured out a way to reverse the spell that accidentally brought him to Rome instead of transfiguring a balloon into a roma tomato as he was trying to do. Neville whisks Timmy back to Donald when Neville goes back to the modern era, but I’m not so sure Felix wants to leave. I mean, if his other option is Earth, 148,000 BC, I think he’s going to stick with Rome.
Han Solo (10), Felix Gaeta (11) and Dr. Horrible (12) get kittens. What do they name them, and who do the kittens love the best?
Han names his kitten “Mini Chewy,” because it’s a honey-brown color that reminds him of his seven-foot-tall fuzzball friend. Felix names his kitten “Spock,” because he’s totally the type to give pets TV/movie character names, and he just saw the new Star Trek (and he might have a little crush on someone but thinks it’s a bit too creepy to name a kitten “Zachary Quinto”). Dr. Horrible says that his kitten is named “Fang” and will grow up to be a guard cat, but he secretly calls it “Penny,” because he still misses her. Of course, since cats always go for the person in the room who acts the least interested in them, they go for Han and prove that there’s an old softy underneath the gruff exterior.
River Tam's (9) secret fantasy, and what happens when DEATH (3) (and maybe Ed (7)) try to act it out for River?
Ha. River has a secret fantasy, but very, very few people can understand it at all. It is clear that it has something to do with vestigial time measurement, rainbow frost, and things that go squish in a good way when you step on them. Lucky for River, Ed is one of those elite few who is weird enough to actually have some idea of what she’s talking about. Ed prepares a virtual reality computer program for River, and that seems to make River happy. DEATH simply sits in the corner, scratches his head, and waits, because he knows he’ll have plenty of dead to collect if he hangs around these two crazily destructive young ladies long enough.
Howard Wolowitz (1) and Brittany (15) accidentally start the end of the world. How did they do it and how did Nancy Drew (14), River Tam (9) and Felix Gaeta (11) prevent the apocalypse?
Finally fed up with Sheldon making fun of him for only having a Master’s degree, Wolowitz gets a job with CERN in Switzerland, working on the LHC. Wolowitz, being a sucker for a pretty face and a slammin’ body, invites Adult!Brittany to his lab, trying to woo her with his intellect/blind her with science. Little did he know what a task that would be.
As Wolowitz tries to impress Brittany with his knowledge of the Higgs boson (to which Brittany answers, “I watched Boson the Clown all the time when I was a kid. Never knew his first name was Higgs”), Brittany presses a button that brings about cataclysmic failures in the...oh, some kind of system has cataclysmic failures, which if unchecked will create mini black holes that will grow by sucking more and more matter into them until they eat the galaxy.
It’s a good thing for the galaxy, then, that the crack team of Nancy Drew, River Tam, and Felix Gaeta are on the case. Seriously, could you ask for a better trio to avert disaster? Between Felix and River, they have the technological know-how to stop the catastrophe, if they can only get at the super-secret, well-guarded controls. Nancy can sneak them past almost anything, and when she can’t, River has no problem knocking out the guards.
DEATH (3) and Ed (7) go on a road trip together. Where did they go and did they get there without killing or falling in love with each other?
Ed decides they should go to Ganymede, one of Jupiter’s moons, because it’s round and shiny like a grape and aren’t grapes yummy? DEATH shrugs in acquiescence, because he can find work anywhere. I think Ed and DEATH would get along pretty well. She’s the only person in existence with whom DEATH can play chess who 1) is a worthy adversary and 2) completely misses any The Seventh Seal irony the situation presents.
Bridget Jones (5) is desperately in love with Turanga Leela (8). Any chance of something happening there?
You know, this might actually work. Bridget could use a little of Leela’s brand of girl power. Leela could use a little of Bridget’s light-heartedness and loving acceptance (“I like you, just the way you are.”) Just so long as Bridget didn’t try to keep up with Bender when drinking. And Fry would spend the rest of his life excusing himself whenever in their presence to ponder a threesome in private…
Ianto Jones (6) is playing marry, shag, cliff, and his options are Ed (7), Brittany (15), and Wolowitz (1). How does he choose?
Oh, dear. I am so, so sorry, Ianto! Okay, first, to get past the underage problem, we’ll pretend Ed and Brittany are all grown up. For quite possibly the first time in history, Wolowitz earns the “marry” spot. Ianto likes smart, sassy men, and Ed and Brittany are just way too ditzy for Ianto to be able to stand them for long stretches. Adult!Brittany is definitely the shag-she must’ve picked up some skills when she made out with every boy at McKinley High, including the gay kid. That means Ed goes off the cliff-sorry, Ed!
DEATH (3) and Nancy Drew (14) are arrested for conspiracy to commit a crime, and Dr. Horrible (12) is also arrested for being an accessory after the fact. What crime did DEATH and Nancy Drew commit and how did Dr. Horrible help them afterwards?
Well, they’re charged with murder. Here’s the thing, though: of all people, DEATH and Nancy Drew are the least likely to have actually committed the murder. Their alibis for being at the murder scene are excellent: DEATH was there in his professional capacity, but you can hardly blame him for the murder (well, at least any more than you can blame him for every murder, but all I’m saying is he had a legit reason for being there). Nancy Drew, of course, was investigating the jewel-smuggling ring in which the murder victim was involved, and she was simply putting her nose in other people’s business at the wrong time.
However, neither of them were keen on being arrested, so Dr. Horrible helped them escape their captors. He aimed the new-and-improved Freeze Ray at the cop car, intending to freeze the wheels, as if the driver were applying the brakes. It didn’t go quite as planned, and he froze the driver instead. Everything worked out fine, though. The frozen driver smashed the car into a lamppost, which gave Dr. Horrible the opportunity to free Nancy and DEATH from the car and flee to safety.
Dr. Horrible (12) and Ianto Jones (6) walk into a bar, and get into a bar fight. Ed (7) and Wolowitz (1) are there. Do those two help? Are they on the opposite side? What happens? What started the fight anyway?
It must have been something bad, because Ianto is known for being pretty unflappable, and Dr. Horrible has gotten really good at keeping his head down around bullies. Ooh, I know! Captain John Hart time-agents his way into the bar! Captain John is one of the few people who has ever pissed Ianto off enough that he’s tried to take a shot at him.
So, anyway, Captain John shows up, calls Ianto “Eyecandy” again, and Ianto decides to punch him for that time he killed Jack and almost killed everybody else. Dr. Horrible joins in the fray because Ianto has told him stories about Captain John, and he thinks Captain John is Evil League of Evil material: yes, he has that little murder addiction problem, but he’s smart and sarcastic and probably great fun at Villain Parties. He fights Captain John because Ianto told Dr. Horrible all about Captain John, including the fact that he enjoys a good fistfight (though Ianto left out the part about how Captain John sees it as a form of foreplay, but that’s a minor detail). I imagine Captain John toys with them while it’s fun, then plays dirty and freezes or controls them with some sort of alien tech for a laugh.
Ed and Wolowitz have no interest in joining this fight. Ed’s on her computer, investigating “that timey-wimey whoopsiedaisie thingie the guy in the red coat used to pop in here,” and Wolowitz is capturing the fight with his cell phone camera so he can post it on YouTube later (and lamenting that a chick fight of such epic proportions would’ve gotten so many more hits than this will, but oh well).
Write a drabble in which Bridget Jones (5) and Wolowitz (1) go shopping together. What they're shopping for is entirely up to you.
Bridget spun around slowly in front of the three-way mirror. “This dress makes my arse look fat, doesn’t it? Howard?”
Howard’s jaw had dropped nearly to his ankles. There might have even been a little drool. “Looks good from where I’m sitting. Really good.”
Bridget gave him a long, hard look and realized her mistake. “You said you were a pouf, but you just wanted an excuse to stare at my arse without looking pervy!”
Howard cringed and smiled self-deprecatingly. “Can’t blame a guy for trying, right?” When Bridget’s expression didn’t soften, he repeated a little bit more worriedly, “Right?”
Ianto Jones (6) decides to wear the classic Six dress from BSG. How awkward/hot is this and which of the other 15 would do it better?
Bwahaha! Ianto could rock the Six dress. It would be incredibly awkward, but he’d make it work. I need to link the wedding dress scene, if I can find it. As for somebody else? I think Leela could pull off the Six dress, so long as her purple hair didn’t clash with the red fabric too much.
Found it:
Click to viewUnder what circumstances might Harold Wolowitz (1), Turanga Leela (8) and Dee (13) have a threesome?
In Howard’s wet dreams? ;) No, actually, Howard has probably had that fantasy-right up there with Starbuck in the bubble bath with him.