I'm bored and really don't want to do my homework right now. Also, though I have plenty of writing/outlining I could be doing, it's all pretty much long-form stuff. So... (And no,
safenthecity, I haven't forgotten about your Gaeta/Narcho prompt; it's just going to be long-ish, and I'm just not up for it today)
Never Will I Ever meme: Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write at least a snippet of one of them.
I make no promises, but I will certainly do my best.