Fic: The Fine Art of Bartering

Dec 05, 2009 16:02

Title: The Fine Art of Bartering
Author: kappamaki33
Characters: Ensemble, featuring Lee, Gaeta, Kara, Dee, Skulls, Racetrack, Crashdown, and Boomer
Rating: Maybe PG-13 for language and innuendo?
Summary: Bridge bunnies, Viper jocks, and Raptor wranglers form a delicate alliance to achieve a vital common goal. Kinda crackish.
Notes: You know how there are ( Read more... )

lee, dee, crashdown, starbuck, skulls, bsg, gaeta/skulls, gaeta, racetrack, boomer, fic

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lls_mutant December 5 2009, 22:24:54 UTC
Heeee! That was fun!! (Someone felt like procrastinating her studying, huh? :) ) Poor Gaeta, getting humiliated walking into the Viper Pit there. I can SO see that happening to early Gaeta. (And Skulls. And still- HAMISH. Blech.)

I'm glad you mentioned baby formula, too. It always bugged me that Chief gave Nicky a bottle later. (Although, I take that back. Cally's milk probably dried up when she was in detention (or at least it played havoc on her supply) and it was probably pumped from someone else.) But still.

And I LOVE Dee upping the bridge bunny cut!!!!

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trovia December 5 2009, 23:30:48 UTC
Help me out here... what is baby formular? My dictionary does not know.

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kappamaki33 December 6 2009, 00:05:10 UTC
Baby formula is what babies are fed if they're not breastfed or as a supplement to breastfeeding. I think it's a mix of cow milk, vitamins, fatty oils, etc., to try to get close to the same nutritional value as breast milk.

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lls_mutant December 6 2009, 01:29:51 UTC
And it smells TERRIBLE.

You can make it out of soy, too, which means you could probably make it out of algae, but ugh.

(It really does smell awful, though. Toby refused to nurse, and I hated nursing Trevor, so I fed it to both my boys, and ugh. I do not miss bottles!!)

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kappamaki33 December 6 2009, 00:04:58 UTC
::looks guilty:: Yeah, kinda...

Yeah, Gaeta is so uptight in the beginning and not used to walking into situations like that he'd make a really easy target for the pilots. And when you're dating somebody named Hamish...you're just kind of asking for it. ;)

And then there's Dee, whom everybody knows not to mess with already. :)

Were you the person who said "there are no cows in space?" I couldn't remember where that was from, but I did remember the statement when I was trying to think up things they shouldn't have but do.

Thanks!

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lls_mutant December 6 2009, 01:31:02 UTC
Hee. It wasn't me, but it was from Castle, when Nathan Fillion's character dressed up as Mal. "Space cowboy." "One. There are no cows in space. Two. Didn't you wear that, like, five years ago?" Heee :)

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kappamaki33 December 6 2009, 02:22:47 UTC
Oh, that is hilarious! Now I want to watch that episode of "Castle." But I must study. Grr...argh...

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