Long Necked Left Footed Blue Hu-RON

Jul 01, 2004 11:17

For those of you who don't know, I recently went to Chincoteague, VA with my family. (We go almost every year at least once). It was rather interesting to say the least. Whoever said you can't have fun on family vacations after 18?

Top Ten Things To Do in Chincoteague

10. Trick your sister into getting off the elevator on random floors at your hotel.

9. Harass the gardner at the Miniature Golf place.

8. Feed sea gulls entire loaves of bread (right under the "Please keep the wild in the wildlife . . . do NOT feed the Seagulls" sign).

7. Laugh at backwoodsy people. "Hot dang Ma and Peggy Sue. . .we made it!"

6. Honk the horn EVERY time you go by the cute moped guy. . .TWO years running . . .(he doesnt even look up any more)

5. SEE WILD PONIES! (and a few tame ones)

4. Watch people from NJ take endless pictures of a common cottontail rabbit (and hence cause a traffic jam on a 8 mile long island).

3. Hike backwards to the Assateague Lighthouse.

2. Spot Long Necked Left Footed Blue Hu-RONs. (DON'T ASK)

1. Watch your dad (after twisting his straw into a hundred twists) ask the waiter if he can get a new straw, because his seems to be malfunctioning.
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