A brief note from Uchiha Sasuke.
Dear Kate,
I'll keep this brief - I am very busy, need to get to Konoha before theres nothing left to destroy and do not currently have time to add you to my list of people who need to be set straight with violence, so for once, I am going to do it with words instead.
While I know that I have not worn my Chuunin exams clothes for a long time, and the likeihood that people would genuinely confuse us is small, but I would appricate it if you are going to impersonate me in public that you would act in a manner and with the decorum fitting of an Uchiha. In case your rabid fangirl-ism and obsessive watching of everything that I do - hmpf - has failed you here are a few facts that you seem to have ignored.
Uchiha Sasuke does not dance to Techno - even after drinking 8 cans of Budwiser and a 1/4 of a bottle of Polish Star vodka - as Uchiha Sasuke does not drink Budwiser; and neither should you. You should know better. The fact it was the only beer available is not excuse. Drink something else.
Uchiha Sasuke does not stagger around, hugging people and telling them that he loves them, even if they are leaving to move to Spain in a week. He forces a electrically charged fist through their chest. That is how he shows he cares.
Uchiha Sasuke does not go to sleep in the lap of other people. Uchiha Sasuke does not fall over the coffee table because he forgot to take his contacts out and now can't see. He has the power of the Sharingan for god sake.
But most of all, usuratonkachi - Uchiha Sasuke does NOT try, (and FAIL I might add) to follow the improvised magic card tricks of people who have taken Ketamin.
Itachi must be rolling over in his grave.
Yours vengefully,
Uchiha Sasuke
I'll keep this brief - I am very busy, need to get to Konoha before theres nothing left to destroy and do not currently have time to add you to my list of people who need to be set straight with violence, so for once, I am going to do it with words instead.
While I know that I have not worn my Chuunin exams clothes for a long time, and the likeihood that people would genuinely confuse us is small, but I would appricate it if you are going to impersonate me in public that you would act in a manner and with the decorum fitting of an Uchiha. In case your rabid fangirl-ism and obsessive watching of everything that I do - hmpf - has failed you here are a few facts that you seem to have ignored.
Uchiha Sasuke does not dance to Techno - even after drinking 8 cans of Budwiser and a 1/4 of a bottle of Polish Star vodka - as Uchiha Sasuke does not drink Budwiser; and neither should you. You should know better. The fact it was the only beer available is not excuse. Drink something else.
Uchiha Sasuke does not stagger around, hugging people and telling them that he loves them, even if they are leaving to move to Spain in a week. He forces a electrically charged fist through their chest. That is how he shows he cares.
Uchiha Sasuke does not go to sleep in the lap of other people. Uchiha Sasuke does not fall over the coffee table because he forgot to take his contacts out and now can't see. He has the power of the Sharingan for god sake.
But most of all, usuratonkachi - Uchiha Sasuke does NOT try, (and FAIL I might add) to follow the improvised magic card tricks of people who have taken Ketamin.
Itachi must be rolling over in his grave.
Yours vengefully,
Uchiha Sasuke