ZOMG!

Dec 24, 2005 22:30

What the hell is the problem with little kids who suddenly think that they want to be snarky and bitchy and have a fucking attitude all of a sudden? As if coming online has given them some degree of ballsy-ness.

Look, you little assholes, if you aren't snarky IRL because you're scared someone will kick your ass, don't get balls because you suddenly got on a keyboard and felt a surge in energy. Chances are, on your best day, you aren't as bitchy as I am on my worst day. I even know that there are people that are bigger and badder than I am, so why are these kiddies so convinced that "No one is angrier than I am?"

ALSO - if you are under the age of 20 and decide that you want to be an asshole, just don't. You don't even have anything to be snarky or bitchy about, other than "OMG, mommy and daddy didn't give me money" or "OMG everyone is just so fucking stupid and I am s00000000 much better than everyone." I will rip you a brand new asshole in a MINUTE when kiddies try that shit. Get a job. Get out on your own. Pay some bills. THEN you can have an attitude. But until then, no one gives a shit about you. Shut the fuck up.

Sometimes, actually having some degree of sense is good. When you suddenly cop an attitude, I want to punch you in the mouth. Don't make me do it. I don't like for your nasty, infected blood to be on my clothing.
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