Trump vs. Haley
If I were to follow through with this Fantasy Republican 2024 scenario I'd definitely vote for Nikki Haley (aka Nimarata Nikki Randhawa) over Trump (aka Drumpf) in the primary, no question about it. But I expect up to a dozen more candidates to jump in by the end of summer. Maybe sooner. So far she's pitching herself as a younger anti-socialist with heels.
The Republican donor class are fretting that too many candidates will split the anti-Trump vote, as in 2016. But the anti-Trumpers need to figure out who they want to done to. I think done should be a verb, donate is too many letters. Yes, I was out in the hot tub with a cocktail, but pretending I'm a Republican is causing my IQ to go down like a sack of potatoes. My suthern' accents are comin' out, but I'm goin' back in the closet. Freedom! Where's my gun, I need to go shoot down some Rothschild space lasers. Wait, I need to delete this post before the lamestream media takes it out of context.
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Al;so, I need to stop correcting my mispellings
The Republican donor class are fretting that too many candidates will split the anti-Trump vote, as in 2016. But the anti-Trumpers need to figure out who they want to done to. I think done should be a verb, donate is too many letters. Yes, I was out in the hot tub with a cocktail, but pretending I'm a Republican is causing my IQ to go down like a sack of potatoes. My suthern' accents are comin' out, but I'm goin' back in the closet. Freedom! Where's my gun, I need to go shoot down some Rothschild space lasers. Wait, I need to delete this post before the lamestream media takes it out of context.
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Al;so, I need to stop correcting my mispellings