sleepy hungry car wtf
I stayed up ridiculously late, imagining I'd cancel the car appt, but I woke at 6am as planned, thank you Alexa, WTF, showered breakfast -- bacon, bacon, 15 seconds in the microwave to resizzle cooked bacon -- brushed teeth -- drove -- I'm so fucking sleepy,
while I'm waiting the 90 minutes I'm so fucking hungry, but the vending machine only takes dollar bills, the smallest I have is a five, I don't want to ask a human for change,
the woman in sweatpants is reading a pro-Trump book, she's looking at me like I'm sexy,
driving home I have to pee so bad, I'm so fucking hungry, I'm sleepy, will I collapse on the bed?
no, I cook Blue Apron for myself, with a half bottle of wine, yes, popping open the wine at 10am, as I'm cooking pork and carrots and spinach and noodles,
OMG tasted so good finally, as I'm singing the Buffy Musical in my head, I want to watch TV now, with the rest of the wine, red wine, tummy so happy, need TV, need TV
day off
while I'm waiting the 90 minutes I'm so fucking hungry, but the vending machine only takes dollar bills, the smallest I have is a five, I don't want to ask a human for change,
the woman in sweatpants is reading a pro-Trump book, she's looking at me like I'm sexy,
driving home I have to pee so bad, I'm so fucking hungry, I'm sleepy, will I collapse on the bed?
no, I cook Blue Apron for myself, with a half bottle of wine, yes, popping open the wine at 10am, as I'm cooking pork and carrots and spinach and noodles,
OMG tasted so good finally, as I'm singing the Buffy Musical in my head, I want to watch TV now, with the rest of the wine, red wine, tummy so happy, need TV, need TV
day off