porn connoisseur Bug

Mar 27, 2020 20:27

I spent $20 on a seven-year-old porn video yesterday and I love it, love it, love it!

I wish there were a porn streaming service, LOL, all the gay porn ever made, available for streaming, for a monthly fee. Like Google Music, but unlimited gay porn!

I could do this in my retirement? Or has PornHub already conquered this "space" LOL ... wait ... Instead of writing that groundbreaking non-fiction study of US Civil War civilian casualties, I should disrupt the gay porn industry.

I don't think I've ever used the word "disrupt" in a sentence before. Sounds very last decade of me.

(I just want to say I'm not stoned, well, not yet, only unplugged, finally the fuck unplugged)

stoner bug, porn

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